Minecraft Daycare – DO NOT WATCH THIS !? (Minecraft Roleplay)

>> Hey guys! Want a chance to meet me in real life? Well, I’m going to be in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania for Minefaire, from October 13th to the 14th. Head on over to minefaire.com for more information, or click the link in the description down below. Welcome your faces to another day at Daycare! Are we just gonna sit here– >> Boo! >> Oh god! >> The Candy Corn strikes again! >> What do you want, Goldy? >> Hey… Hey, Ryan. >> What? >> So, what plant likes… Halloween the most? >> What plant? >> Yeah. >> I don’t know. >> Bamboo! >> Oh! I get it because bamboo has boo in the name. Boo! >> Hi everybody! How are y’all doing today? >> Tell another one. >> I gotcha. I gotcha. >> What do mummies like to listen for Halloween? >> What do mommies like to listen to for Halloween? >> Yeah. >> What do mommies like to listen to? >> Music? >> Rap music. >> Rap music. >> It’s true! It’s true, my mom does love to listen to rap music. >> I didn’t even get that one. Rap music? >> Yeah, they’re… They’re wrapped up. Come on, Ryan. >> Oh, like a mummy.

>> Oh, I thought she said mommy. >> She did. She said it wrong. >> Mummy. I said mummy. >> Sounds like mommy. >> Hey… >> Mummy rap music– Oh, yep. That’s bad. That’s really bad. Okay, anyway, hi everybody! So, as I was saying I had this really awesome idea for today– >> I think I got one. What did the skeleton say to his enemy? >> I don’t know. >> What did he say, Unicorn Mann? >> He said… He sa– He said… I got bones! I got bones. >> I’m leaving. >> No, no, wait. No, no, no. >> No, I’m leaving. I’m leaving. I’m leaving. Don’t you dare come up behind me. Bye-bye! And… Three, two, one, go! >> Where’s Goldy? >> Cannonball! That did not work. >> Hello. >> Is this thing supposed to like, launch you? >> What Ryan, aren’t you concerned that we followed you? >> I’m more concerned that they got rid of the jumping on this… On this jump– >> What? >> Diving board doesn’t work anymore. It used bounce you.

>> Well, uh. >> Okay. >> If I– If I was a vampire I’d say that, that sucks. >> Really? >> Bleh blah blah. >> Do not even start this. Do not even start this. >> Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! >> What? What? >> Why doesn’t the skeleton like Halloween candy? >> Why? >> Cause he doesn’t have the stomach for it. >> Oh– >> Oh, good. >> Ooh, oh! What? >> Ryan, I’m a– >> Get away. >> Yeah, that’s what I thought. Yeah. Ryan, is that a little fire rod? >> It is little fire rod. >> Ooh. Ryan? >> Yeah? >> Um… >> What? >> Hey, hey. Um– What– what… >> What? Say it. >> Uh– Which kind of monster likes Halloween the most? >> Uhh, what? >> Oh, no! Which one? >> I don’t know. Which one? >> The witch one. >> Oh, it killed me. Really, I was under the thing. Oh wait– The… The witch… one. >> The witch one! You got it! >> Can we please stop with the jokes now, please? >> No, no, no, no, no , no. >> I came up with that one myself. I think it needs a little fine tuning but… >> Hey, hey. >> I feel like it could be a really good joke.

>> What, Goldy? What? What do you have to add to this? >> Transmogrify it? >> What? >> Ryan, get ready for this. Why can’t the ghost see his mom and dad? >> Why? >> Cause he’s an orphan. >> No! Because he tr– >> I’m sorry, were you going for something else? Were you going for another kind of thing? >> Yeah, I was. >> Okay, let’s continue. What you saying Goldy? >> It’s because they were transparent! >> Oh! Yeah, you know that makes a lot more sense. As far as the Halloween jokes go. >> Hey, this is a new map, isn’t it? >> It looks new. Oh yeah, it’s aquarium one. >> Oh, okay. I haven’t done the park– >> You mean, an as– an asquarium? >> Oh my God, stop! >> Alright, guys. >> Bleh, blah, blah! >> Bleh, blah, blah! >> Bleh, blah, blah! >> Bleh, blah, blah! Come on, Ryan you know– >> We don’t go bleh, blah, blah! >> We don’t go bleh, blah, blah. >> Alright, how about– >> But it sounds so right when they do. >> I know, right? >> But they don’t, though. >> Alright, Ryan I’m a detective. What– Don’t come up here. Ryan, don’t come up here. Ryan, don’t– >> Oh, wait! There’s a shark! >> Where’s the shark? Well, Goldy’s a murderer so…

>> Okay. >> Well, let me enjoy the shark. >> What does this do? >> Also– >> Oh… >> Which goes is the best da– >> That’s what it does? It opens the floor? >> Yeah. >> Wow… >> So you open the floor and shot her. >> Yep. >> You actually believed it wasn’t me? >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> Well, you said it was her so you know. >> Yeah, it was her. I mean… >> Wow. Wow, okay. >> Anyway, keep going, Goldy. >> Yeah, what you were you saying? >> Well, okay. Which ghost is the best dancer? >> Let me guess. >> Michael Jackson. >> No, what? Stop. Which one, Goldy? Tell me. >> The boogie man. >> Boogie is not got a ghost. >> Come, one it was funny. >> Oh, I get it. >> The boogie man is not a ghost.

Which monster is the best dancer would work. >> Oh, true. >> What… What– What’s… >> I don’t know, I don’t know. >>> What’s a monster’s favorite side dish? >> What? >> The monster mashed potatoes? >> I like that one. We got it. He’s getting . These are like so bad that I hate myself for laughing at that one. >> The monster mashed potatoes, right? >> Oh, I got a good one. >> That was a good one. >> What, Goldy? What? >> What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost? >> What do you got? >> Bamboo! >> Bamboo… Oh. >> Wow. >> Get it? >> That wasn’t even really a joke. That was just combining two words. >> But, boo. He-he. >> Wow, adding boo to joke makes it a ghost joke. >>Hey, Ryan. >> What? >> What do you get what do you get when you– When you trick someone with a ghost joke? >> What? >> A Bamboozle. I was waiting for that one. >> I added boo to it. >> So it’s a ghost joke? >> Get it? Yeah, it’s ghost j– Little– Little boo joke, little ghost joke. >> Oh, no. Trust me , I heard it.

>> Get it? >> Oh, I get it, yup. >> Get it, Ryan? >> Yep, I get it. >> Get it, Ryan? >> No. >> Ryan, do you get it? >> No. >> Oh, that’s a shame. I bet skel-ton or other people do. >> Oh my God. You get over here! >> What? I haven’t– I haven’t done anything. >> Mmm-hmm? Haven’t done anything? Are you admitting that you must be the murderer? >> No! I haven’t done anything! >> It doesn’t matter. >> He’s just a boy! >> He’s just a boy, Ryan. >> He’s just a boy! >> Ryan, I’m just a boy. >> Guys, I’m really lost.

>> I can tell. Die. >> Ugh… Why me?! >> Cause I’m– He wasn’t attacking me like he normally would have. She pulled up the sword. She actually pulled up the sword. It’s Goldy! >> Where’s Goldy? >> Oh, come here! >> Get wrecked! Get wrecked! >> Get scared, stiff kid– >> She was pulling out your shield and just swung by your sword. So I was like, oh okay. Unicorn, I almost killed you for that joke, though, so stop! >> What– It sounds like she’s got a bone to pick with you. >> Now guys, why do vampires need mouthwash? >> Why? >> Because they had bat breath! >> I get it. >> Come on, Ryan. Can you give me a little chuckle? >> No. >> Come on. Come on. >> Come on, Ryan. >> No. >> Alright, how about this one…

Why are vampires so easy to fool? Come on. >> What, why? Why? >> Because they’re suckers! >> It’s not even funny! >> Oh… Hey. >> Yeah? >> I forgot. Oh, oh. What did the girl skeleton say to the– to the guy skeleton? >> What? >> We should fee more people. >> You should– What? >> Fee ,more people. >> Femur. >> Feed more? >> Femur. It says, see more people. It’s like femur. I’ll work on it. >> Yeah, that needs a lot of work. >> I really want to get a femur joke in here somewhere. >> I don’t think you’re gonna. >> Alright.

>> Yeah. >> Femur doesn’t really work with much. >> No, it doesn’t but I really want a bone-chilling joke with it. >> My god, stop! >> Set you up for that one, baby! Whoo! Come on, Ryan. >> No. >> Guys, what did one ghost say to the other ghost? >> What, Goldy? Edumecate me. >> Do you believe in humans? >> Wait a second, Ryan? >> What? >> Ryan? >> Yeah? >> Did you know that Indiana bones made a bone marrow escape from the boulder? It’s a narrow escape, as a bone marrow escape. Get it? >> You could’ve said narrow. >> Indiana Bones, a marrow escape, sorry. Well, I wasn’t sure if like maybe you get it. >> Hey, hey! Don’t do it! I’m trying to get there to hide. >> Please do it. No, she’s not because I’m already hiding here. That’s right. He just knew! I love it. >> I feel like Ryan would have just killed me when I stood here. >> Yeah, plus, one, I may have tried to kill you, and two, why would I be hiding right from the start if I was one of the two things? >> Because you’re not a bonehead.

>> Stop. Please. No more Halloween bone jokes, whatever. Hey man, these ones are just coming off the skull. >> Oh. Oh. Got him good. Got him real good. >> Cause… Cause skeletons. >> Oh, that’s funny. Ooh-wee, That’s funny. >> You can do femur with a few more maybe? >> Wha– Oh, yeah, I guess… >> You could try it. that just came to me– >> Have you been thinking about femur jokes too? >> No, it just came to me out of nowhere. >> Gotcha. >> Thinking… I’m thinking of a joke. What do vampires take when they are sick? >> Nothing. Vampires don’t get sick. They’re immortal. >> No, they take coffin drops. >> Oh! Oh, they take coffin drops! Ryan, they take coffin drops! >> Oh, trust me, I very much heard. Goldy’s the murderer! Goldy’s the murderer! >> Come here! >> Instead of coughin drops, they’re coffin drops. >> Unicorn, where are you? >> Well, I’m coming upstairs. >> Okay, I’m going upstairs. She’s downstairs with me, behind me. I’m coming up the stairs– you just went up. Yeah, she’s coming from there. >> Now she wisen up, she decided not to follow you.

>> I’ll check these ones. She’s not here. >> I’m really slow. Just so you know >> You hit the lever. >> Maybe? >> You hit it again, didn’t you? >> Yes. Oh, I’m extra slow now– Ugh. I hit the lever. I’ve stacked slowness. >> You feel blessed, you get a bow. She just gave me a bow! Oh, Unicorn I also figured something out. I found a new place you can get to. Come over here. >> Okay. >> Here. I mean, maybe not if you’re slow but look– I see you down there. But Unicorn, look, you come up here, see where I am? You get over here, now you can jump to this, then you` can jump up here.

>> Wow. >> I missed! I missed my shot. Unicorn! She’s coming! Run! Take her out. Yeah! >> That was easy. >> That was… >> You know what, no. I almost made a joke. I can’t add to what you guys have already done to this. >> Well, I can’t wait for Goldy to take her turn here. >> She has– Yeah, you’re right, she hasn’t made a joke in a while. >> Uhm… Uhh… >> Why is the skeleton’s so mean? >> What?! >> Why is the skeleton so mean? >> Why is the skeleton is so mean? >> He got bullied as a kid? >> Why? >> He doesn’t have a heart! >> You know what, maybe it is time to go. Maybe… This just proves it’s time to go. Are you the murderer? >> Yeah. >> Okay, can we kill Goldy, and kill me then we’ll stop. We’ll go home. >> Yeah, where’s Goldy? >> No, no, no. >> Right next to me. Yeah, she’s right there. >> No, I don’t know what you’re talking about. >> Okay, Goldy’s dead. >> Okay, cool, now you just kill me.

And okay, let’s go ahead everyone, were going to jump in the wall the next round, and we’re just gonna leave. We’re gonna go. We’re done here. >> Come on. >> We’re done here. >> Come on. >> No more, that’s enough of that. >> Come on. >> That is en– That’s enough of that! >> Ryan! >> We’re going home. >> What do you what do you call a zombie factory worker? In three, two, one. >> Someone who works with brains. >> Go! >> Come on, Ryan! >> Ryan, we got a skele-ton more to do.. >> Oh my god stop, please. >> Come on, Ryan. >> Ryan. Come on, Ryan. >> I’m sorry everyone, I must leave. >> Isn’t this striking your funny bone? >> No, it’s not. >> Come here, Ryan. >> And that was another day at Daycare. .

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Disturbing Things from Around the Internet [Vol. 1]

*music* *creepy music/sound* Back in November I mentioned that I was discontinuing my unnerving YouTube channels and unnerving YouTube videos miniseries to a mixed response I told you guys not to worry, and that’s because what you’re about to watch is its direct and far improved replacement Welcome to Episode one of Disturbing Things from Around the Internet This is essentially a one stop shop for creepy finds that I might have stumbled upon recently while browsing online We’ll dive into not only creepy things from YouTube, but from all over the net as well Today we’re going to dive into five hand-picked and disturbing finds from the Internet The recent Hawaii missile scare is one of the most unsettling real-life occurrences to happen in a long time Back in my unnerving youtube video series.

I included an entry about an emergency alert and how disturbing they sound This is essentially that but this time it was for real Hawaii’s residents went into a state of panic following this broadcast and there were all sorts of goodbyes being given due to the Anticipation of all of their lives possibly being wiped out as time ticks closer and closer to the missiles estimated time of arrival Which was said to be just minutes from when the alert went live Fortunately this entire Fiasco merely turned out to be a false alarm The footage that residents took during the situation however… is entirely disturbing Take a look at some of it So thread to Hawaii a missile may impact on land or sea within minutes, this is not a drill If you are indoors stay indoors if you are outdoors seek immediate shelter in a building If you’re watching this video that means I didn’t make it Because of the missile that’s coming towards Hawaii Just parted the last hole, and I just hit this *shiznik* out of my ball So, love you all, but i’m playing golf It’s the last thing i’m going to do *shh* *A missile may impact on land or sea within minutes.

This is not a drill* Emergency Broadcast *If you’re indoors stay indoors if you are outdoors seek immediate shelter in a building remain indoors well away from windows* Emergency Broadcast *If you are driving pull safely to the side of the road and seek shelter in a building or lay on the floor* Emergency Broadcast *We will announce when the threat has ended* Emergency Broadcast The sheer terror that comes with an emergency alert Coupled with the idea that these residents believe that they only had a few more minutes to live really puts things into perspective here Hawaii is such an isolated state, and if there ever truly were an event like this that were to happen These people would have absolutely nowhere to go I found this gem waaaay back when I first started nightmare Expo, and I never really could fit it into any list until now This entry revolves around a Facebook post made by a user named Brandon regarding someone harassing his grandmother He claims that the person is watching her house putting a radio up to her window and knocking on her door at 4 a.m.

He then goes on to explain that him and various relatives have stayed with the grandma to help keep her calm and that police have Been patrolling the area on various occasions for them after this he then states that he set up a deer cam outside of her house to potentially catch whoever this person is and they… caught this :0 “This man or woman knows what they’re doing” he says “if anyone recognizes this face, please contact me” “Please help” After scrolling through the various comments asking for updates from Brandon he claims that to this day.

Nothing has happened Either this person realized that they were caught are potentially going to return sometime in the future or this is a hoax If it’s real though It’s pretty hard not to be unnerved by the idea that somebody knowingly stuck their face in your security camera to taunt you Since they’re watching you This YouTube video showed up in my recommended feed a few months back And I’ve seen it a couple of times since then it involves a family’s venture as a tornado rips through their house It opens with the husband filming a tornado a short distance away And after a few seconds It’s evident that the storm is moving straight towards them He then proceeds with his wife to the closet under the stairs and the terror that follows is much… MUCH more real than anything out of a horror movie. Look at this holy shit HOLY MOLY alright.. holy shit All right, I got to go i’m coming honey shit! where you at hun? i’m in here Goddamn, its bad alright stay…

*wind* shit *more wind* oh my god *wind* *woman screaming* okay honey *sounds of objects being knocked over and wind and screaming* DON’T GO OUT THERE no.. not yet Ohoho my god Our house is freakin destroyed Josie nooo 🙁 OHMYGOD Where’s Autumn?! never seen anything like it oh shit The way that they kept their composure after an event like that is absolutely mind-boggling And if that were me I don’t think I’d be able to stay that calm The sounds of the tornado alone are enough to put a horrific image into our minds and the aftermath of their home is nothing short of grim and depressing This video isn’t anything like a movie. It’s genuine and unfiltered and I can only hope that this family successfully recovered No matter what kind of storm it is, this really is something that can happen to any of us at any time 🙁 This is another Facebook post that went live on October 3rd a user by the name of Teri made a post asking people if they heard the eerie radio broadcast that went live on nearly every station in Louisiana She claimed that she couldn’t find anything on the news regarding the matter and that after reaching out to other individuals who posted videos of the same thing Determined that this was happening all over the US This is what they heard *distorted deep voice* same distorted deep voice same distorted deep voice Now it sounds like a distorted voice naming off states and hearing it obviously raises alarm allegedly…

According to radio broadcast stations this was an emergency alert test that was sent out and apparently… this happens all the time the station’s claim that it’s due to a difference in sampling rate from the raw broadcast to the radio station If they’re outta sync it causes creepy distortion like you just heard This is of course what the radio stations claimed What was actually being broadcasted however, is to be determined… This was a very interesting thing to follow Back in 2015, a reddit post was made in the conspiracy subreddit by a user claiming they lived very close to a supposed daycare that had an extremely strange look to it and in all five years of living there have never seen a kid arrive or leave As expected this struck interest in redditors and people started throwing in suggestions for what it could be Some claim that it could be a money laundering Center while others suggested that it could be used for child trafficking There was also of course a group that believed that this was simply a real daycare and that there’s nothing more to see Things got interesting though when one user named death ship commented this I’m going to advise you guys to stop looking into this place This just drove the interest in the building up even more after looking into death ships background They came to the consensus that he’s potentially just a troll trying to scare people However, that doesn’t discount the other comments left by users claiming the same thing that the original poster did That they live in the area and have never seen a kid come in or out in years they also went to the “funtime kids care” website and described it as being super sketchy and plain with a bunch of stock images and a phone number When people decided to call it they were either sent to voicemail or a lady would answer in a very eerie tone Before hanging up on them One other user claimed that it’s indeed a real daycare and that they used to be a mail carrier for that neighborhood However one part of their response was a little strange They said that it is in fact full of kids But every single time that they deliver mail no matter the time of day it would always be naptime Pretty strange stuff, but that’s not even the end of it people took to Google Maps Street View to check out the place and they Determined that the windows to the day care had been covered up for years, and I’ve hardly ever changed one of the few instances of somebody being outside of the building is one snapshot that a user caught where someone is out in the backyard for some reason or another This led to even more speculation prompting people to check out the place in person which quickly became a large problem One redditor claim that they traveled to visit the daycare and at night when they got a glimpse inside They saw nothing but a chair aimed at a TV showing surveillance footage of another room of course many many other people visited the daycare even during quote “Operating hours” to try to get a peek into their windows this led to another large issue in itself Regarding grown adults trespassing on a private property to peek into a window of a supposed daycare with supposed children People even began taking photos of the few children that they saw outside the place This inevitably led to an even larger issue so police began to monitor the place and redditors were urged to stay away one person managed to get pictures of the inside and…

It seemed pretty ordinary After doing even more digging on the place redditors dug up the owner’s name And it’s rumored that the building owner purchased the daycare for his mother to give her something to do with her time Allegedly, she’s been running the daycare for years even though they have multiple violations on their state record This is of course speculation and determinations from reddit so take these with a grain of salt all in all the general consensus, is that this is indeed a normal day care a strange eerie and creepy one But a daycare nonetheless We just dove to five disturbing things from around the internet I hope you guys enjoyed the concept of this and if you have anything that you’d like me to look into No matter what it is for a future installment. Please do let me know Anyway, thanks so much for watching. I love you all and good night .

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Nursing Homes : Doggie Daycare | Attorney Matt Morgan | Morgan & Morgan

Ninety percent of all nursing homes in America have at least one employee with a criminal record. At daycares and even doggy daycares, cameras monitor activity all day long – not at nursing homes. I’m Matt Morgan of Morgan and Morgan. Our loved ones are warehoused today at record numbers. Andd the abuse goes o. Bed sores, falls, malnutrition, and yes, even death. Call us for more information about your legal rights. Morgan & Morgan, ForThePeople.com .

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Pokemon parody | “What really happens at the Pokémon Daycare”

Squirtle: I can’t believe I’m finally here! Squirtle: time to go in and make my moves! Eevee: WAIT! Eevee: I’M WARNING YOU DON’T GO IN THERE! Eevee: once you go in the daycare… Eevee: YOU DON’T COME OUT THE SAME POKEMON Squirtle: uhhh.. Eevee: Why do I even try anymore.. Squirtle: AHH WHAT THE HELL MAN Daycare Man: WHAT? OH…. OHH Squirtle: THAT’S FREAKING DISGUSTING! Daycare Man: WOW THAT’S AWKWARD Daycare Man: SORRY I WAS CLEANING MY BALLS Squirtle: DON’T DESCRIBE IT! MY EYES! Daycare Man: NO! NO! NOT LIKE THAT Daycare Man: UHH.. Daycare Man: I WAS ACTUALLY CLEANING MY SPARE POKEBALL, SEE? Squirtle: oh. Daycare Man: Yep, they were getting pretty dirty Daycare Man: so how can I help you today? Squirtle: oh yes, I heard you run a daycare for Pokemon like me to get laid Daycare Man: yes I do Squirtle: THANK GOODNESS, I CAN FINALLY LOSE MY VIRGINITY! Daycare Man: YOUR WHAT? Squirtle: NOTHING! Pichu: I’M FREE AT LAST! Pichu: YOU! Pichu: CALL THE COPS! THIS MAN’S CRAZY- Pichu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Squirtle: woah, what was that just now? Daycare Man: OHH IT’S UHH..

Daycare Man: THE… Daycare Man: THE UPS MAN! Squirtle: the UPS man? Daycare Man: YEP, THE UPS MAN Daycare Man: looks like he got the wrong address Daycare Man: you know how that goes. Squirtle: riiight… Squirtle: you know what? Squirtle: I think I’m just going to go back home now *Door clocks* Daycare Man: OH YOU’RE LEAVING ALREADY? Daycare Man: I thought you wanted to join the daycare Squirtle: well, looks like I don’t really have a choice, do I? Daycare Man: GREAT! Daycare Man: RIGHT THIS WAY! Ditto: Ohh, they put me in a room with a real cutie this time, didn’t they? Ditto: don’t be shy, come over here and let’s make some eggs Squirtle: LET ME OUT OF HERE, PLEASE, I CHANGE MY MIND! Ditto: no, no, no! wait! wait! Ditto: I can be thick for you! Ditto: Gulp Ditto: see? I’m thick! Squirtle: BARF Ditto: GEEZ, WHAT THE HELL’S WRONG WITH YOU! Ditto: THE HOUSE KEEPER JUST MOPPED THAT FLOOR House Keeper: lady ditto, I’m ready to clock out and go home. Ditto: here she goes now.. Ditto: I’m sorry House keeper, but you’re going to have to stay an extra hour to clean up this floor House Keeper: but it’ll take me an hour to finish cleaning the floor…

Ditto: I know, but this Squirtle over here just threw up all over the room House Keeper: my train leaves in 30 minutes… Ditto: it’s going to start to smelling bad and… House Keeper: if I miss the train I won’t be able to see my grand bebe for months Ditto: this is an awkward situation for me too but Ditto: looks like you’re going to have to stay over time alright? House Keeper: -had any food in a very long time Ditto: HOUSE KEEPER I DON’T WANT TO ARGUE WITH YOU OKAY, JUST CLEAN UP THE FLOOR *jumps out* Ditto: LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE, NOW WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIRE HER.. Ditto: SHE WAS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH TOO Ditto: oh well, time to make some eggs! Squirtle: HELP, SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE, I BEG OF YOU! Ditto: you’re not going to make this easy for me, are ya? Squirtle: WHA- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Squirtle: NO! Squirtle: NO! Squirtle: NOOOOOOOOOO- .

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ReMoved

(water rushing) (brooding music) (fighting) – Think I care about this dress? (muffled arguing) – Sometimes someone hurts you so bad – I don’t think you understand. – ] It stops hurting at all. (brooding music) Until something makes you feel again. And then it all comes back. Every word. Every hurt. Every moment. How could you ever understand where I come from? Even if you ask, even if you listen, you do not really hear, or see, or feel. You don’t remember my story. You haven’t walked my path. You haven’t seen what I’ve seen. (ocean waves) (desolate music) My past defines me. This is who I am. I am unseen, unheard (camera flashing) unwanted.

That is what I am. If even I am anything. (siren) (car door) (knocking) – You’re under arrest. Police. Get on the floor. (desolate music) – It seem like the seemed like the same thing that held me up forced me down. – No. – In a world turned upside down, and order disappeared. (baby crying) Nothing was how it was suppose to be. And a heavy sadness filled my soul. (desolate music) (crickets) (thunder) (desolate music) – Deeper and deeper I fell within myself. – It’s all fluffy and fuzzy. – And nothing could show me out. (baby crying) Trapped in the misery of my life. Lost in the sorrow of my soul. Unable to see the light. Unable to see the dawn. To feel. To hope. – What are you doing picking my fruit? – To dream. (screaming) – I found the darkest days of my life kept coming. (screaming) The blackest nights for my soul never stopped. – No, No. – Yes. (screaming) (water running) – It seemed like it was always nighttime and nightmares, and never morning. And maybe you wonder why, but mostly you try not think about it, and try to get by, and try to survive.

And all the other stuff seems so much like nothing compared to just wanting the most important things back again. Like wishing you could see your mom smile again and hear her sing that one favorite song that always calmed you down when things were all messed up. Or if you couldn’t have her back, at least get to take care of your baby brother because you know he needs you, and he’s going to be so scared all alone. And whose going to hold his hand and whisper it’s going to be alright to him? (baby crying) And who will whisper it to me? – Hi ya, Zoe.

It’s so good to have you here. Are you ready to move in? – I know I’m helpless, dependent, desperate, but what happens when those you need the most threaten your very existence? I’ve heard plenty of promises and they all sound the same. But push hard enough and sooner or later they all prove to be empty. The sun comes up every morning, but do you know where? Each place it’s somewhere different. It’s hard to find east when you keep moving around, but at least it comes.

It always comes. I’ve come to depend on that. And slowly, slowly seasons changed around me, and it seemed this time that maybe the world would not be pulled out from under me again. Feet safe, roots starting to grow. Little buds of hope for me. Slowly attempting to trust this new life. – Hi, come over and let me show you what I got for you. I got you a gift. (far away arguing) – Do you think I care about this dress? I don’t think you understand me. Do you? I don’t think you understand me. – I wish someone would tell me (background arguing) it would be O.K. – I swear to God you touch me again, – I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I will kill you. – Here let me help you. – No, don’t touch me. – That one day, maybe.

– I hate you, I hate you. – I’ll feel normal. – I hate you. – That I won’t always be alone. That I’ll have a mommy who will hug me and be strong for me, because maybe I can’t do it all by myself. (desolate music) – Hi, yes. I’m calling to (whispering). Thank you so much. Thanks. O.K. (whispering) (desolate music) (drawer slam) (drawer slam) (drawer slam) – This my past, my history, my story, is not my fault. It’s not because of me. And doesn’t have to be what defines my future. (desolate music) I am lovable. I am worthy of care. And that glimmer of light, it makes all the difference. The glimmers of light give me hope that someday my summer will come. (desolate music) .

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Minecraft Daycare – THE CURSE OF THE DAYCARE !? (Minecraft Roleplay)

Hey there guys, before this video begins, if you’re not subscribed already, hit that subscribe button, and then hit that notification bell next to the subscribe button, so you never miss a single video. Without further wasting your time, let’s get into today’s video. Hey everybody… >> Cutey! >> Goldy, stop singing. You’re not good at it. Did anyone hear that? >> Yeah, it was Unicorn Mann.

>> Unicorn, what are you doing? >> No. >> What are you doing? What are you doing? >> Oh my– >> What are you doing Unicorn Mann? >> Oh, hey Ryan. >> Hey… >> I was just… reading this scary book here to get myself in the old Halloween spirit. It’s scary. You want to read? >> I’ll pass. >> It’s called, The Horseless Headsman. >> No, I’ll pass. >> What– but it’s really scary. >> I’ll pass. >> The Horseless Headsman. >> Passing. >> Fine, I’ll enjoy the book by myself. >> Yeah, you do. What is he doing, exactly? >> I don’t– I don’t know. >> Unicorn, would you be quiet? No one– Unicorn! >> What? >> No one cares about your Horseless Headman.

>> Wha– >> That’s a silly name. >> Ryan… >> Isn’t it, Horseless Headsman? >> You should be careful about your words, Ryan. >> Horseless Headsman. Horseless Headsman is so dumb, is so dumb. It’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever– think about it, what is a Horseless Headsman? What is that? >> It’s a headsman but no horse. >> So why would it just be called headsman? Why– not only– am I Ryan without a horse, or am I Ryan Horseless? >> Ryan, there’s a thing here in the first page warning of you know… disrespect towards the horseless headsman. That’s kind of what the whole story is about, really. You shouldn’t really disrespect him. I wouldn’t recommend it. >> Give me the book. >> No. >> Let me see the book real quick. >> You’re gonna burn it. >> I’m not gonna burn it. >> You’re gonna burn it. >> I’m not gonna burn it. >> Mmm-mmm. >> I’m not gonna burn it. >> No, you’re going to burn it. >> Just leet me see it. >> Don’t touch my book. >> I’m not touching– I’m not gonna burn it. >> You’re not? >> No. >> Okay. >> Okay, let me see this book.

>> It’s called… >> Yeah, that’s what I thought it was. Goldy, come here. >> Yeah? >> Take this book. >> Ok. >> Take the book. No, Goldy’s gonna burn it. >> What– >> Goldy burn it, burn it, burn it, burn it! >> Do it! >> I’m not even, finished with chapter 5! >> I did it. I did it! >> Thank you, Goldy. >> Yeah, good job, Goldy. Yey! >> Goldy’s going to burn it. What are you– Unicorn, it’s a book. It’s a book. Look, look, I mean, it’s a book, calm down. Goldy also, why you not wearing your Halloween costume? >> I’m not? >> No, you’re not. >> I forgot it. >> How do you forget your Halloween costume? We’re getting so close to Halloween. You really can’t forget it this close. >> Lizzie appreciates my book. >> First, we’re not even close to Halloween, you’re wearing your Gingerbread Man costume. Now, that we’re close, you’re not even wearing it. >> I’m not– Stop, it’s not gingerbread costume.

>> It is a Gingerbread Man. There is no– >> It’s a Gingerbread Man. >> Honestly, it’s a Gingerbread Man. Goldy, go get your costume downstairs and put it on please. >> Please with sugar. >> There we go, problem solved. Okay. So while Goldy goes ahead and does that, I think we all enjoy the Halloween spirit, by thinking about what types of candy we want to get and also who’s gonna– >> I’m gonna, I’m gonna. >> I’m going to read creepypastas. >> Hold on. No, we’re going to talk about who gets what type of candy the most of, and like, anything you don’t like we’ll make sure to write down so we can do this part proper trading for that. Like, I know that pup here, he can’t eat chocolate. So, he get all this chocolate stuff, but in return, we do have to give all the stuff that you know dogs would eat.

>> Peanut butter! >> And then we also have Lizzy who’s allergic to peanut butter. So she will trade all our peanut butter-base candies for stuff like Crunch bars. >> Mmm-hmm. Which I will give you all my Crunch bars, for all your Reese’s. Anyway… >> I like Twix. >> Moment of truth, guys. So anyhoo– Hey wait, what’s happening? >> What? >> Ryan? >> Whoa, whoa. What was that? >> Ooh, I’m scared! >> It’s not even thundering outside, how do we lose power? >> Yeah. >> Not funny, Unicorn Mann. >> Guys, where’s Pup? Pup? >> Pup? It must have scared him, he must have ran off. We got to look for him. >> Arf-arf-arf. >> Okay, well where could he have gone? >> I don’t know. Pup! >> Pup! >> Pup! >> Pup! >> Pup, where’d you go? Are you in the art gallery? >> Pup! >> Or the pearl control room. Or the corner. >> We have a lot of places to check, okay. Kids, you guys go check all the bedrooms upstairs.

We’ll check here in the downstairs. Okay? >> All right, I’m gonna check Creepypasta for new scary stories. >> That is not helping. Tina is the portal room clear? >> Yeah, it’s clear. >> Okay, let’s go check… >> Pup! >> I’ll check the basement. >> Come here, Pup. >> Pup, Where are you? Pup? You in the dungeon? No, he’s not in the dungeon. >> Ryan! >> What? >> He’s not in the offices or the theater. >> Or Unicorn Mann’s office. >> I’m scared. >> I don’t know where he went. >> Weird. >> Pup?! Pup never leaves the Daycare, he wouldn’t leave, would he? >> No. >> It’s so weird. >> He wouldn’t do it. >> Okay, everyone regroup at the tables, please. Everyone regroup, gather round.

Okay. Pup has gone missing. We’re going to need to look for him, and we’re gonna have to call… someone’s gonna have to call one of our parents, to take care of this, because… you know, I have no clue how to find a lost dog. He’s not on his– >> I’ll call my dad! >> Yeah your dad works for– okay, you call your dad. Wait, Tina. It says you have no service. >> What– but maybe I just gotta run outside? >> Okay, do you have service outside? >> No! >> There’s no service? What happened to– >> My Creepypastas, please. I must read them.

Come on, please. Anything. >> Okay, Unicorn, can you please focus on what’s going on? >> Okay. >> Pup is missing, Unicorn Mann, come on. >> We got to find– Okay, everyone regroup upstairs. Let’s talk upstairs for a sec. >> I’m sure he just ran somewhere. >> Everybody gather around. Okay, pup has gone, well, missing. >> I’m taking Pup’s place so we don’t miss him too much. >> Oh hey, look who showed up, Gingerbread Woman. >> Yeah! >> The Gingerbread Man has arrived. >> I’m not gingerbread! >> You look like a gingerbread man. >> You do! >> Smingerbread. >> Not the good tasting ones either, the bad ones. >> Shut up! >> I’m not a fan of ginger at all.

>> I don’t like gingerbread either. So Goldy, not only are you a Gingerbread Man. Gingerbread Man are bad, so you’re bad. >> But that’s the Halloween spirit, though. >> You know, what you can do while we go ahead and discuss this since you’re being so useless, go grab us all a cup of milk to go with our Gingerbread Man friend. >> No! >> Ooh, Goldy. Can you get me some apple juice, please? >> Fine. >> Thank you. >> Yes! >> Get me some chocolate milk. >> Okay, everybody, so… we have to figure what happened to Pup. And, I don’t think he could have gotten far. So maybe, if we all go into the backyard, maybe he went to the Slingshot Squad base or something like that.

But if he did… well… he kind of– Tina you didn’t disarm the security today, did you? >> No. >> Okay, so the doors would be locked. He actually couldn’t be in there. So maybe he’s in the backyard trying to get in. So maybe if we just head there– What’s going on? >> Oh, I’m scared again! >> I’m blind. >> Guys! >> Oh, there we go. >> Okay, we’re good. >> I just had my mask on backwards. >> So we should all go to the backyard and probably go see if Pup’s around. Yeah? >> Cookie– >> Cookie? >> Cookie? >> Where’s Cookie? >> Cookie! >> Probably went to get cookies out of fear. >> Guys, maybe she went to the backyard to go see if uh… >> She fear-cookied. >> She was just sitting beside me 2 seconds ago, Ryan. Maybe she went to go see if Pup was there. Maybe… >> I will check the cafeteria. >> Pup, Cookie! >> Okay… >> I don’t see them, Ryan. >> Okay, well, no one’s down here in the mine shaft.

No, it’s still all shut and it’s still locked up. >> Guys, this isn’t funny, come out. >> I don’t know where they went. >> Ryan, I’m scared. >> Okay, well, let’s just let’s just head back inside. >> G-g-guys… >> What, Unicorn? >> Guys, I went to the cafeteria and no cookies were touched. >> Unicorn your Halloween costume fell off. >> Yeah, fell off. >> How that happen? Hold on. Is that better? >> No. >> Alright, I’ll just deal it for, for a bit then I’ll put it back on later. >> Okay. >> But there was no cookies taken from the cafeteria.

>> So what, Cookie wasn’t there? >> She wasn’t there. >> Okay, let’s just go back inside. >> Why won’t she >> This isn’t okay, guys. >> I’m scared, totally . Hold my hand. >> No, you’re on your own. >> Guys– >> Come hold my hand. >> Guys– Tina– or Goldy you’re back with the milk. Did you see Cookie run downstairs? >> No, I didn’t see anyone. >> Okay, well apparently, Cookie went– the lights turned off again and Cookie went missing. >> Oh crazy. Here’s your chocolate milk.

>> Goldy, this is serious. >> What, what if he just got scared, ran off home. >> They didn’t get– Goldy, they did not get scared, run off home. The lights turned off and they disappeared. It’s start raining outside. >> Uhm, Ryan.. Yeah. >> Good thing we weren’t out there, we’d be drenched. >> Guys… >> Oh! >> This is it. I knew this was going to happen. >> What? >> We disrespected the book. It’s the Horseless Headsman. He’s come to a revenge. He’s going to take us out one by one. All because you guys wouldn’t respect the Horseless Headsman. Why? Why didn’t you just listen to me? We’re all going to die! >> Unicorn, Unicorn. Unicorn! >> I’m hyperventilating. What? >> It’s not the Horseless Headsman. There’s got to be a logical explanation for this. >> Yeah… a curse. >> What do you mean a curse? >> We’ve been cursed. >> What are you talking– Tina, will you stop holding me, please? It’s getting annoying. >> I’m scared. >> Get out of my face, Tina! >> There was a scripture in the first page. You all die, I’ve read it to you. It was a curse, Ryan. >> Unicorn, could you get off the floor? >> I’m scared. >> Aww, Tina. >> Would you two be quiet, please? Thank you.

>> It was warning, Ryan. And now, we’re cursed. The curse of the daycare. .

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Woman accused of running unlicensed daycare is a no show in court

British president in courtroom we’ve checked the hallway Anna brim now has a warrant out for her arrest after missing a court appearance brim the woman accused of running a drug den that police say posed as a daycare police say they made that discovery at tiny toes daycare after two parents could not get a hold of anyone to pick up their two-year-old they did arrest brim and Dirk Kilgore discovering thousands of dollars worth of drugs weapons and cash inside of that home where the kids were being watched Kilgore is due in court on the 21st .

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Minecraft Daycare – LAVA BATTLE !? (Minecraft Roleplay)

Our matey’s want to see my cardboard boats get destroyed while on a voyage Well click the link in the description down below – what’s the new proper life video? Hey Goldie Hey, I broke the carpet Chattering will do we literally chattering? We literally have to shatter a what I said one believe what I say break a coldie look first like you’re in a cow costume You’re wearing your other Halloween costume. You’re wearing – Halloween costume Fool no you shut up like I just heard the bells yeah, okay, whatever No no no And she is it mourning the death of the baby cows not allowed Derpity you Dirk is this your Halloween costume. It’s dirt ready for Halloween Nazi derp joins in the Halloween spirit unlike all of you No, it’s not too early I got some for you come here. Okay. Take this It’s too early to joke about this But you gotta pick some different for Homework on this we’ll work on this.

We’ll work on this derp. What are you just a pumpkin goggles? Gotcha What is it no sir I don’t need a Halloween costume Anyway real quick. I know he is his you know current. He’s at his own for the longest of anybody unicorn man Unicorn it what the heck? What the heck I can’t it’s a Riley here outside the heck I can’t get in What oh hey Ryan oh? Hey, oh Are you trying to get in yeah? I can’t I won’t let me kick in here. Oh Hi, Ryan, Rey working. Well, I just Walk in Look it’s me ah now What do what he do it ma you tried somewhere? Well yeah, they’re rapidly saying.

Did you hear that get rid of him I know like Almost I was so close no Golde I get so close, but so far I’m fighting it. I got so close I touch the door As you can won’t be able to mm speed 3000 oh god Yeah What? Hey, you know why thank you out here What are you? Okay Oh it launches items to items can’t even get in yours door guys. I have a new idea ready here we go That did not work Okay Tina I’m ready ready ready and go I mean Tina Tina Tina take this Oh, I pulled a prank on unicorn man that can only be seen on the coffee you Two good man.

You know come in we’re gonna play game, but you’re not allowed because your rank is he costume huh bye what? UNICORN MAN A UNICORN BAN Umm goldy kick me! For me! I know what your thinking, god da- tina Okay so today. We also be channel Like kind of disappeared Well guys we’re back we run or basically a better run, otherwise we’re gonna hit by magma good luck Now I couldn’t see while see what your eyes inna oh, okay specialized Okay Ryan, can you let come back up you please go? Hi. You know many now Ryan Ryan good white I know I’m already long gone. Sorry gold you gotta go. No. No look look. I’m right behind you, bro. They’re not I’m right behind you’re not this might be right behind you guys No Not you Lana, what’s the problem Goldy? I can’t hear you over the sound of this waterfall that is super loud by the way super loud waterfall obviously No, but the mag was getting close to me Goldie. I don’t have time for this, okay, Maggie Ryan you know very well, there’s like let’s eat.

Oh my gosh. We just walk into every magma Why no, they know I just told you now come here no means no What world is that the case? You harassing Tina again no Write it. Thank you forever. I’m not gonna lie yeah, I know cuz you’re way behind you Thank you. Everybody you were right near me. You’re not even close. Are you going? Yeah I’m making good time guys. I think I should be able to win this maybe like old Egypt oldies cut up Did you see all your TV for the end maybe? Oh good job And now here I was thinking that Goldie was gonna. Have a chance at beating me, but nope I already won That was close But that was uneasy we still medium because people are getting idea that lavas chasing us down so like yeah We’re being chased by lava, and if it hits us.

We die We die true that we die That part you need Thanks Goldie, thanks for the used and actually helped me quite a bit Tina do you know if you rapidly jump while going through the tunnels you go faster? Oh? No, well, now. You know the more you know Now you tell me something new you Start yet, I I mean I was I was playing with one hand Oh deco I Mean I am way behind Okay, how close you to the magma? I don’t know huh no wallet no Bottom who screams I got my chocolate.

Oh, I was at six. Oh god. Oh god. You’re Yeah, thank you. No get away from me. I don’t Owe My Tina how’s it going you having a good day? Okay, this is so far so good so guys. I’m actually I may make it to the bottom again before you guys Again Goldie stop harassing Tina, what’d she do to you – Don’t team okay get underneath me bro work as a team against – Let’s go, let’s go let’s go okay everyone What low leap fee not alone Yeah, what’s he ever do to you guys, huh? That’s not nice. Oh No the magnet Tina Do you know I’m gonna win this for you, okay, there’s no way I’m letting them catch There we go Anything for you Tina now the last thing we’re on we’ve go in hard mode and this time I’m beating the crud out of you unicorn man.

What did I cried? absolutely nothing Oh a speed boost they think but oh well go Treating you Well I mean right now, I’m and I don’t care I did Go ahead and do that oh my gosh every time I Do that You Guys are dying oh, I thought you guys were mind, okay Come on Okay si and win this No this is terrible Oh What are you made about mister I got two wins under my belt, it seems very strange them, I was just killed Three two one What now we need to have a daycare meeting right now, what did I do? You said your name couldn’t need some his name to say to Phil okay Milk and cookies Messina Tina come here.

It’s important for you, too. I brought milk okay every single person here starting next time It’s time for the Halloween daycare event Screw Halloween!!!! burn all your costumes and kick me in the face like 20 times Literally, this is already so you think about it, okay? By the time that we that by the time we get here for the next day. It’s already getting close to Halloween It’s not too early. We’re literally getting to the point where it is Halloween All October Be quiet okay, you have to have a constant Okay goes through your hair You need to wear a costume, but see Goldy no bucks.

No you have to Tina come on yeah Right you want me a hitter with a wrench. No don’t hear what the wrench Just okay prepare a bunch of costumes for for for our friendly Okay, ones that you can’t remove .

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ABC Song | Little Baby Bum | Abc Song and More | Nursery Rhymes for Babies | Videos for Kids

♫ Ah-Ah Apple ♫ Buh-Buh Bus ♫ Co-Co Cow ♫ Du-Du Duck ♫ Eh-Eh Elephant ♫ Ff-Ff Fish ♫ Guh-Guh Girl ♫ Ha-Ha Hat ♫ Ih-ih Igloo ♫ Juh-Juh Jungle ♫ Kih-Kih Kitten ♫ La-La Lamb ♫ Ma-Ma Moon ♫ Ne-Ne Nest ♫ Oh-Oh Orange ♫ Puh-Puh Pig ♫ Qu-Qu Quack ♫ Re-Re Rainbow ♫ Ss-Ss Star ♫ Tuh-Tuh Train ♫ Uh-Uh Under ♫ Vuh-Vuh Video ♫ Wuh-Wuh Whale ♫ Xs-Xs Xylophone ♫ Yuh-Yuh Yo-yo ♫ Zz-Zz Zebra – Papa, can you teach me the ABC Song please? – Well of course, little Baby Bear. Are you ready? Then, let’s begin. (magical chime) Here we go. One Two Three Four! ♫ A B C D ♫ E F G ♫ H I J K ♫ L M N O P ♫ Q R S ♫ T U V ♫ W X ♫ Y and Z ♫ Now I know my ABC’s ♫ Next time won’t you sing with me ♫ A B C D ♫ E F G ♫ H I J K ♫ L M N O P ♫ Q R S ♫ T U V ♫ W X ♫ Y and Z ♫ Now I know my ABC’s ♫ Next time, won’t you sing with me That was really good fun! Can we sing ABC again? – Yes, of course we can. – Thanks, Papa Bear. – Anytime you like, little Baby Bear. (train whistles) ♫ One ♫ Two ♫ Three ♫ Four ♫ Five ♫ Six ♫ Seven ♫ Eight ♫ Nine ♫ Ten ♫ Eleven ♫ Twelve ♫ Thirteen ♫ Fourteen ♫ Fifteen ♫ Sixteen ♫ Seventeen ♫ Eighteen ♫ Nineteen ♫ Twenty ♫ One, two ♫ Buckle my shoe ♫ Three, four ♫ Open the door ♫ Five, six ♫ Pick up sticks ♫ Seven, eight ♫ Lay them straight ♫ Nine, ten ♫ Do it again ♫ One, two ♫ Buckle my shoe ♫ Three, four ♫ Open the door ♫ Five, six ♫ Pick up sticks ♫ Seven, eight ♫ Lay them straight ♫ Nine, ten ♫ Big fat hen ♫ One, two ♫ Buckle my shoe ♫ Three, four ♫ Open the door ♫ Five, six ♫ Pick up sticks ♫ Seven, eight ♫ Lay them straight ♫ Nine, ten ♫ Do it again ♫ One, two ♫ Buckle my shoe ♫ Three, four ♫ Knock on the door ♫ Five, six ♫ Pick up sticks ♫ Seven, eight ♫ You’re doing great ♫ Nine, ten ♫ And that’s the end ♫ One ♫ Two ♫ Three, four, five ♫ Once I caught a fish alive ♫ Six ♫ Seven ♫ Eight, nine, ten ♫ Then I let it go again ♫ Why did you let it go ♫ Because it bit my finger so ♫ Which finger did it bite ♫ This little finger on my right One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten ♫ One ♫ Two ♫ Three, four, five ♫ Once I caught a fish alive ♫ Six ♫ Seven ♫ Eight, nine, ten ♫ Then I let it go again ♫ Why did you let it go ♫ Because it bit my finger so ♫ Which finger did it bite ♫ This little finger on my right ♫ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♫ Round and round ♫ Round and round ♫ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♫ All through the town ♫ The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish ♫ Swish, swish, swish ♫ Swish, swish, swish ♫ The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish ♫ All through the town ♫ The people on the bus go up and down ♫ Up and down ♫ Up and down ♫ The people on the bus go up and down ♫ All through the town ♫ The doors on the bus go open and shut ♫ Open and shut ♫ Open and shut ♫ The doors on the bus go open and shut ♫ All through the town ♫ The money on the bus goes clink, clink, clink ♫ Clink, clink, clink ♫ Clink, clink, clink ♫ The money on the bus goes clink, clink, clink ♫ All through the town ♫ The driver on the bus says, Move on back ♫ Move on back ♫ Move on back ♫ The driver on the bus says, move on back ♫ All through the town ♫ The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep ♫ Beep, beep, beep ♫ Beep, beep, beep ♫ The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep ♫ All through the town ♫ Baa Baa Black Sheep ♫ Have you any wool ♫ Yes sir, yes sir ♫ Three bags full ♫ One for the master ♫ And one for the dame and ♫ One for the little boy ♫ Who lives down the lane ♫ Baa Baa Black Sheep ♫ Have you any wool ♫ Yes sir, yes sir ♫ Three bags full ♫ One for the master ♫ And one for the dame and ♫ One for the little boy who lives down the lane ♫ There was a farmer who had a dog ♫ And Bingo was his name-o ♫ B-I-N-G-O ♫ B-I-N-G-O ♫ B-I-N-G-O ♫ And Bingo was his name-o – Okay, this time when you sing it, leave out the B and clap instead.

♫ There was a farmer who had a dog ♫ And Bingo was his name-o (clap) I-N-G-O (clap) I-N-G-O (clap) I-N-G-O ♫ And Bingo was his name-o – Well done. This time leave out the B and the I. ♫ There was a farmer who had a dog ♫ And Bingo was his name-o (clap, clap) N-G-O (clap, clap) N-G-O (clap, clap) N-G-O ♫ And Bingo was his name-o – Excellent. This time, just say the G and the O. ♫ There was a farmer who had a dog ♫ And Bingo was his name-o (clap, clap, clap) G-O (clap, clap, clap) G-O (clap, clap, clap) G-O ♫ And Bingo was his name-o – Excellent work guys. This time, just sing the letter O.

♫ There was a farmer who had a dog ♫ And Bingo was his name-o (clap, clap, clap, clap)-O (clap, clap, clap, clap)-O (clap, clap, clap, clap)-O ♫ And Bingo was his name-o – For the last one, just clap. ♫ There was a farmer who had a dog ♫ And Bingo was his name-o (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap) (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap) (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap) ♫ And Bingo was his name-o (train whistles) – The world is made up of many colours. Colours are everywhere around us. (train whistles) Let’s see if we can name a few, are you ready? Let’s begin. Red Yellow Blue Orange Green Purple Pink Brown Black White (train whistles) (train whistles) Red Yellow Blue Orange Green Purple Pink Brown Black White (train whistles) (train whistles) ♫ Twinkle Twinkle, Little star ♫ How I wonder what you are ♫ Up above the world so high ♫ Like a diamond in the sky ♫ Twinkle Twinkle, Little star ♫ How I wonder what you are ♫ Daddy finger, daddy finger ♫ Where are you ♫ Here I am, here I am ♫ How do you do ♫ Mommy finger, mommy finger ♫ Where are you ♫ Here I am, here I am ♫ How do you do ♫ Brother finger, brother finger ♫ Where are you ♫ Here I am, here I am ♫ How do you do ♫ Sister finger, sister finger ♫ Where are you ♫ Here I am, here I am ♫ How do you do ♫ Baby finger, baby finger ♫ Where are you ♫ Here I am, here I am ♫ How do you do – Oh look! There’s five little ducks.

One Two Three Four ♫ Five little ducks went swimming one day ♫ Over the hill and far away ♫ Mother duck said, quack, quack, quack ♫ But only four little ducks came back One Two Three ♫ Four little ducks went swimming one day ♫ Over the hill and far away ♫ Mother duck said, quack, quack, quack ♫ But only three little ducks came back One Two ♫ Three little ducks went swimming one day ♫ Over the hill and far away ♫ Mother duck said, quack, quack, quack ♫ But only two little ducks came back One ♫ Two little ducks went swimming one day ♫ Over the hill and far away ♫ Mother duck said, quack, quack, quack ♫ But only one little duck came back ♫ One little duck went swimming one day ♫ Over the hill and far away ♫ Mother duck said, quack, quack, quack ♫ But no little ducks came swimming back ♫ Sad mother duck went out one day ♫ Over the hill and far away ♫ The sad mother duck said, quack, quack, quack ♫ And all the five little ducks came back – Five ♫ Five little monkeys jumping on the bed ♫ One fell off and bumped his head ♫ Mother called the doctor ♫ And the doctor said ♫ No more jumping on the bed – Four ♫ Four little monkeys jumping on the bed ♫ One fell off and bumped her head ♫ Mother called the doctor ♫ And the doctor said ♫ No more jumping on the bed – Three ♫ Three little monkeys jumping on the bed ♫ One fell off and bumped her head ♫ Mother called the doctor ♫ And the doctor said ♫ No more jumping on the bed – Two ♫ Two little monkeys jumping on the bed ♫ One fell off and bumped his head ♫ Mother called the doctor ♫ And the doctor said ♫ No more jumping on the bed – One ♫ One little monkey jumping on the bed ♫ He fell off and bumped his head ♫ Mother called the doctor ♫ And the doctor said ♫ No more jumping on the bed ♫ Hickory Dickory Dock ♫ The mouse ran up the clock ♫ The clock struck one (clock chimes) ♫ The mouse ran down ♫ Hickory Dickory Dock ♫ Hickory Dickory Dock ♫ The mouse ran up the clock ♫ The clock struck two (clock chimes) (clock chimes) ♫ The mouse ran down ♫ Hickory Dickory Dock ♫ Hickory Dickory Dock ♫ The mouse ran up the clock ♫ The clock struck three (clock chimes) (clock chimes) (clock chimes) ♫ The mouse ran down ♫ Hickory Dickory Dock ♫ Hickory Dickory Dock ♫ The mouse ran up the clock ♫ The clock struck four (clock chimes) (clock chimes) (clock chimes) (clock chimes) ♫ The mouse ran down ♫ Hickory Dickory Dock (audience cheers) ♫ This old man ♫ He played one ♫ He played knick-knack on my thumb ♫ With a knick-knack paddywhack ♫ Give the dog a bone ♫ This old man came rolling home ♫ This old man ♫ He played two ♫ He played knick-knack on my shoe ♫ With a knick-knack paddywhack ♫ Give the dog a bone ♫ This old man came rolling home ♫ This old man ♫ He played three ♫ He played knick-knack on my knee ♫ With a knick-knack paddywhack ♫ Give the dog a bone ♫ This old man came rolling home ♫ This old man ♫ He played four ♫ He played knick-knack on my door ♫ With a knick-knack paddywhack ♫ Give the dog a bone ♫ This old man came rolling home ♫ This old man ♫ He played five ♫ He played knick-knack on my hive ♫ With a knick-knack paddywhack ♫ Give the dog a bone ♫ This old man came rolling home ♫ This old man ♫ He played six ♫ He played knick-knack on my sticks ♫ With a knick-knack paddywhack ♫ Give the dog a bone ♫ This old man came rolling home ♫ This old man ♫ He played seven ♫ He played knick-knack up in heaven ♫ With a knick-knack paddywhack ♫ Give the dog a bone ♫ This old man came rolling home ♫ This old man ♫ He played eight ♫ He played knick-knack on my gate ♫ With a knick-knack paddywhack ♫ Give the dog a bone ♫ This old man came rolling home ♫ This old man ♫ He played nine ♫ He played knick-knack on my spine ♫ With a knick-knack paddywhack ♫ Give the dog a bone ♫ This old man came rolling home ♫ This old man ♫ He played ten ♫ He played knick-knack once again ♫ With a knick-knack paddywhack ♫ Give the dog a bone ♫ This old man came rolling home ♫ There were ten in the bed ♫ And the little one said ♫ Roll over, roll over ♫ So they all rolled over ♫ And one fell out – Nine ♫ There were nine in the bed ♫ And the little one said ♫ Roll over, roll over ♫ So they all rolled over ♫ And one fell out – Eight.

♫ There were eight in the bed ♫ And the little one said ♫ Roll over, roll over ♫ So they all rolled over ♫ And one fell out – Seven ♫ There were seven in the bed ♫ And the little one said ♫ Roll over, roll over ♫ So they all rolled over ♫ And one fell out – Six ♫ There were six in the bed ♫ And the little one said ♫ Roll over, roll over ♫ So they all rolled over ♫ And one fell out – Five ♫ There were five in the bed ♫ And the little one said ♫ Roll over, roll over ♫ So they all rolled over ♫ And one fell out – Four ♫ There were four in the bed ♫ And the little one said ♫ Roll over, roll over ♫ So they all rolled over ♫ And one fell out – Three ♫ There were three in the bed ♫ And the little one said ♫ Roll over, roll over ♫ So they all rolled over ♫ And one fell out – Two ♫ There were two in the bed ♫ And the little one said ♫ Roll over, roll over ♫ So they all rolled over ♫ And one fell out – One ♫ There was one in the bed ♫ And the little one said (yawns) – Good night.

♫ Row row row your boat ♫ Gently down he stream ♫ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♫ Life is but a dream ♫ Row row row your boat ♫ Gently down the stream ♫ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♫ Life is but a dream ♫ Row row row your boat ♫ Gently down the stream ♫ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♫ Life is but a dream – Let’s play the Ring Around The Rosy game. Let’s hold hands. ♫ Ring around the rosy ♫ Pocket full of posies ♫ Ashes, ashes, we all fall down ♫ Ring around the rosy ♫ Pocket full of posies ♫ Ashes, ashes, we all fall down ♫ Feel the lovely sunshine ♫ Flowers all around ♫ Hop a little ♫ Hop right off the ground ♫ Feel the lovely sunshine ♫ Flowers all around ♫ Jump a little ♫ Jump right off the ground ♫ Ring around the rosy ♫ Pocket full of posies ♫ Ashes, ashes, we all fall down ♫ Ring around the rosy ♫ Pocket full of posies ♫ Ashes, ashes, we all fall down ♫ Feel the lovely sunshine ♫ Flowers all around ♫ Hop a little ♫ Hop right off the ground ♫ Feel the lovely sunshine ♫ Flowers all around ♫ Jump a little ♫ Jump right off the ground ♫ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♫ Round and round ♫ Round and round ♫ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♫ All through the town ♫ The baby on the bus says wah, wah, wah ♫ Wah, wah, wah ♫ Wah, wah, wah ♫ The baby on the bus says wah, wah, wah ♫ All through the town ♫ The mummy on the bus says shh, shh, shh ♫ Shh, shh, shh ♫ Shh, shh, shh ♫ The mummy on the bus says shh, shh, shh ♫ All through the town ♫ The people on the bus go chatter, chatter, chatter ♫ Chatter, chatter, chatter ♫ Chatter, chatter, chatter ♫ The people on the bus go chatter, chatter, chatter ♫ All through the town ♫ The bell on the bus goes ding, ding, ding ♫ Ding, ding, ding ♫ Ding, ding, ding ♫ The bell on the bus goes ding, ding, ding ♫ All through the town ♫ The diesel on the bus goes glug, glug, glug ♫ Glug, glug, glug ♫ Glug, glug, glug ♫ The diesel on the bus goes glug, glug, glug ♫ All through the town ♫ The engine on the bus goes vroom, vroom, vroom ♫ Vroom, vroom, vroom ♫ Vroom, vroom, vroom ♫ The engine on the bus goes vroom, vroom, vroom ♫ All through the town ♫ Rain, rain go away ♫ Come again another day ♫ Baa Baa wants to play ♫ Rain, rain go away – I want to play on the slide.

♫ Rain, rain go away ♫ Come again another day ♫ Incy Wincy wants to play ♫ Rain, rain go away – I want to play on the Round-A-Bout. ♫ Rain, rain go away ♫ Come again another day ♫ Little Mia wants to play ♫ Rain, rain go away – I want to play on the swing ♫ Rain, rain go away ♫ Come again another day ♫ Baby Panda wants to play ♫ Rain, rain go away – I want to play on the see-saw. ♫ Rain, rain go away ♫ Come again another day ♫ Everybody wants to play ♫ Rain, rain go away ♫ Pat-A-Cake ♫ Pat-A-Cake ♫ Baker’s man ♫ Bake me a cake as fast as you can ♫ Pat it and prick it ♫ And mark it with a B ♫ Put in the oven for baby and me ♫ Pat-A-Cake ♫ Pat-A-Cake ♫ Baker’s man ♫ Bake me a cake as fast as you can ♫ Pat it and prick it ♫ And mark it with a B ♫ Put in the oven for baby and me ♫ Pat-A-Cake ♫ Pat-A-Cake ♫ Baker’s man ♫ Bake me a cake as fast as you can ♫ Pat it and prick it ♫ And mark it with a B ♫ Put in the oven for baby and me ♫ Old MacDonald had a farm ♫ E-I-E-I-O ♫ And on that farm ♫ He had a Pig ♫ E-I-E-I-O ♫ With an Oink-Oink here ♫ And an Oink-Oink there ♫ Here an Oink, there an Oink ♫ Everywhere an Oink-Oink ♫ Old MacDonald had a farm ♫ E-I-E-I-O ♫ Old MacDonald had a farm ♫ E-I-E-I-O ♫ And on that farm he had a Cow ♫ E-I-E-I-O ♫ With a Moo-Moo here ♫ And a Moo-Moo there ♫ Here a Moo, there a Moo ♫ Everywhere a Moo-Moo ♫ And an Oink-Oink here ♫ And an Oink-Oink there ♫ Here an Oink, there an Oink ♫ Everywhere an Oink-Oink ♫ Old MacDonald had a farm ♫ E-I-E-I-O ♫ Old MacDonald had a farm ♫ E-I-E-I-O ♫ And on that farm ♫ He had a duck ♫ E-I-E-I-O ♫ With a Quack-Quack here ♫ And a Quack-Quack there ♫ Here a Quack, there a Quack ♫ Everywhere a Quack-Quack ♫ A Moo-Moo here ♫ And a Moo-Moo there ♫ Here a Moo, there a Moo ♫ Everywhere a Moo-Moo ♫ An Oink-Oink here ♫ And a Oink-Oink there ♫ Here an Oink, there an Oink ♫ Everywhere an Oink-Oink ♫ Old MacDonald had a farm ♫ E-I-E-I-O ♫ Mary had a little lamb ♫ Little lamb ♫ Little lamb ♫ Mary had a little lamb ♫ Its fleece was white as snow ♫ And everywhere that Mary went ♫ Mary went ♫ Mary went ♫ And everywhere that Mary went ♫ The lamb was sure to go ♫ Mary had a little lamb ♫ Little lamb ♫ Little lamb ♫ Mary had a little lamb ♫ Its fleece was white as snow ♫ And everywhere that Mary went ♫ Mary went ♫ Mary went ♫ And everywhere that Mary went ♫ The lamb was sure to go ♫ Mary had a little lamb ♫ Little lamb ♫ Little lamb ♫ Mary had a little lamb ♫ Its fleece was white as snow ♫ And everywhere that Mary went ♫ Mary went ♫ Mary went ♫ And everywhere that Mary went ♫ The lamb was sure to go ♫ London Bridge is falling down ♫ Falling down ♫ Falling down ♫ London Bridge is falling down ♫ My fair lady ♫ Who can help to save the bridge ♫ Save the bridge ♫ Save the bridge ♫ Who can help to save the bridge ♫ My fair lady ♫ London Bridge is falling down ♫ Falling down ♫ Falling down ♫ London Bridge is falling down ♫ My fair lady ♫ Superhero Pig can help ♫ Pig can help ♫ Pig can help ♫ Superhero Pig can help ♫ My fair lady ♫ Now the monster he has gone ♫ He has gone ♫ He has gone ♫ Now the monster he has gone ♫ My fair lady ♫ London Bridge has now been saved ♫ Now been saved ♫ Now been saved ♫ London Bridge has now been saved ♫ My fair lady ♫ The Itsy Bitsy spider crawled up the water spout ♫ Down came the rain ♫ And washed the spider out ♫ Out came the sun ♫ And dried up all the rain ♫ And the Itsy Bitsy spider went up the spout again ♫ The Itsy Bitsy spider crawled up the water spout ♫ Down came the rain ♫ And washed the spider out – Not this time.

♫ Out came the sun ♫ And dried up all the ran ♫ And the Itsy Bitsy spider went up the spout again (applause) (cheers) ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ Clap your hands (clap, clap) ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ Clap your hands (clap, clap) ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ And you really want to show it ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ Clap your hands (clap, clap) ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ Stomp your feet ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ Stomp your feet ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ And you really want to show it ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ Stomp your feet ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ Shout all right – All right! ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ Shout all right – All right! ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ And you really want to show it ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ Shout all right – All right! ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ Do all three (clap, clap, stomp, stomp) – All right! ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ Do all three (clap, clap, stomp, stomp) – All right! ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ And you really want to show it ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ Do all three (clap, clap, stomp, stomp) – All right! – Are you ready to go faster? ♫ If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap, clap) ♫ If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap, clap) ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ And you really want to show it ♫ If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap, clap) ♫ If you’re happy and you know it, stomp your feet ♫ If you’re happy and you know it, stomp your feet ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ And you really want to show it ♫ If you’re happy and you know it, stomp your feet – Faster.

♫ If you’re happy and you know it, shout all right – All right! ♫ If you’re happy and you know it, shout all right – All right! ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ And you really want to show it ♫ If you’re happy and you know it, shout all right – All right! ♫ If you’re happy and you know it, do all three (clap, clap, stomp, stomp) – All right! ♫ If you’re happy and you know it, do all three (clap, clap, stomp, stomp) – All right! ♫ If you’re happy and you know it ♫ And you really want to show it ♫ If you’re happy and you know it, do all three (clap, clap, stomp, stomp) – All right! ♫ Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall ♫ Humpty Dumpty had a great fall ♫ All the king’s horses ♫ And all the king’s men ♫ Couldn’t put Humpty together again ♫ Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall ♫ Humpty Dumpty had a great fall ♫ All the king’s horses ♫ And all the king’s men ♫ Couldn’t put Humpty together again ♫ Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall ♫ Humpty Dumpty had a great fall ♫ All the king’s horses ♫ And all the king’s men ♫ Couldn’t put Humpty together again ♫ Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall ♫ Humpty Dumpty had a great fall ♫ All the king’s horses ♫ And all king’s men ♫ Couldn’t put Humpty together again ♫ One, two, three, four ♫ Five, six, seven, eight ♫ Nine, ten ♫ One, two, three, four ♫ Five, six, seven, eight ♫ Nine, ten ♫ The one through ten song – Hey, think you might wanna give it a try? Come on, let’s do it together.

♫ If you want, you can sing with me ♫ Just say the numbers ♫ Feel free – Ready, here we go. ♫ One, two, three, four ♫ Five, six, seven, eight ♫ Nine, ten – Again. ♫ One, two, three, four ♫ Five, six, seven, eight ♫ Nine, ten ♫ The one through ten song – Hey, you’re doing great! Should we sing it one more time? ♫ Because if you want ♫ You can sing with me ♫ Just say the numbers ♫ It’s easy – Ready, here we go. ♫ One, two, three, four ♫ Five, six, seven, eight ♫ Nine, ten – Again. ♫ One, two, three, four ♫ Five, six, seven, eight ♫ Nine, ten ♫ The one through ten song – Hey, thanks for singing with me today.

♫ Three little kittens ♫ They lost their mittens ♫ And they began to cry ♫ Oh mother dear ♫ We sadly fear ♫ Our mittens we have lost – What! ♫ Lost your mittens ♫ You naughty kittens ♫ Then you shall have no pie ♫ Meow ♫ Meow ♫ Meow ♫ Meow ♫ We shall have no pie ♫ Three little kittens ♫ They lost their mittens ♫ And they began to cry ♫ Oh mother dear ♫ We sadly fear ♫ Our mittens we have lost – What! ♫ Lost your mittens ♫ You naughty kittens ♫ And you shall have no pie ♫ Meow ♫ Meow ♫ Meow ♫ Meow ♫ We shall have no pie ♫ Three little kittens ♫ They lost their mittens ♫ And they began to cry ♫ Oh mother dear ♫ We sadly fear ♫ Our mittens we have lost – What! ♫ Lost your mittens ♫ You naughty kittens ♫ Then you shall have no pie ♫ Meow ♫ Meow ♫ Meow ♫ Meow ♫ We shall have no pie ♫ The three little kittens ♫ They found their mittens ♫ Lying on the road ♫ Oh mother dear ♫ See here, see here ♫ Our mittens we have found – What! ♫ Put on your mittens ♫ You silly kittens ♫ And you shall have some pie ♫ Meow ♫ Meow ♫ Meow ♫ Meow ♫ Oh let us have some pie – Wow, he’s so handsome.

– Are you still in love with him? ♫ Twinkle Twinkle, Little star ♫ How I wonder what you are ♫ Up above the world so high ♫ Like a diamond in the sky ♫ Twinkle Twinkle, Little star ♫ How I wonder what you are ♫ Twinkle Twinkle, Little star ♫ How I wonder what you are ♫ Up above the world so high ♫ Like a diamond in the sky ♫ Twinkle Twinkle, Little star ♫ How I wonder what you are ♫ Head, shoulders, knees and toes ♫ Knees and toes ♫ Head, shoulders, knees and toes ♫ Knees and toes ♫ Eyes and ears and mouth and nose ♫ Head, shoulders, knees and toes ♫ Knees and toes – Excellent work guys. This time leave out the word head. ♫ Shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes ♫ Shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes ♫ And eyes and ears and mouth and nose ♫ Shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes – Brilliant job! This time leave out the words head and shoulders ♫ Knees and Toes, knees and toes ♫ Knees and Toes, knees and toes ♫ And eyes and ears and mouth and nose ♫ Knees and toes, knees and toes – You’re doing really great! Now you need to leave out the words head, shoulders and knees ♫ And toes ♫ And toes ♫ And toes ♫ And toes ♫ And eyes and ears and mouth and nose ♫ And toes ♫ And toes – You’ve done so brilliantly! Last time now bring back all the words! ♫ Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes ♫ Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes ♫ Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes ♫ And eyes and ears and mouth and nose ♫ Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

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Minecraft Daycare – TINA’S FAMILY !? (Minecraft Roleplay)

WELCOME TO ANOTHER DAY OF DAYCARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi guys hello, Anyone home hear that goldy Who is dat is that ryan Im a little bit busy ok I can- HI EVERYBOD- wh-what HEY RYAN WHATS UP BUDDY w-wait dont look dont look Can I look at it, no how about now Ryan you look at my spot oh Okay, you think okay Tony this way follow me all right everybody Boom! PRESENTING MY BROTHER BADABADA BOOM TONY OH HEY HE LOOKS DIFFRENT! Yeah, I can believe that I like it Got a haircut, yeah He looks like Justin Bieber, that’s who he is he’s Justin Bieber Tony you’re Justin Bieber John Mendez kind of thing who’s that you get what I’m Also okay use the perfume on No Okay, I’ll provide you the car we need to go to the melon log. Okay? Why is there goldie outside? That’s my Goldie you should why she’s trying to attack me what? Up Tina Tina, I know y’all I killed the real one oh She’s got a forcefield okay, cuz I knew you would do this He’s right.

We’re gonna do it we did do it. Oh. Oh we have some new today. Oh a new vlog today Melon vlog number 7 the melons have turned I Don’t think into murki It was good red white blue America and said yeah, yeah America alright, well, they’re Gonna leave the whole purpose is to take her out for our test run. See how she operates I’m gonna put that on the list of things to improve upon. Okay. Yeah, go League I don’t II but okay everyone everyone come with us. We’re gonna go on a journey through the portal okay and Tony Jesse you’re where you could do the countdown today Come on over okay? Here we go everyone gather round and Tony’s gonna. Give us a big 3 2 1 go Does it go.

Okay? Give us the cat down Tony? three two one oh Great we craft oh Hi, Tina, I understand that you are upset right now, but that is okay You can be upset you’re allowed to be upset once in a while, but understand that I’m gonna win this game this is my original game that I was always good at I grew up on this Gotta go go Gotta go oh, this is a rampage Gotta go I’m already at 15.

Let’s go You want to win okay Finally got shut down. Yeah, I know you did, but it’s okay, cuz There we go come here Gotta go my golly you missed also as Goldie not saying anything, or is it just me it’s gold use being You’re upset why upset Hey, don’t go blaming me. It’s not me who’s killing him. Okay? You’re you’re just bad your badness is what ends See Tina, I’m really good at this game And it only gets worse from here it only gets worse from here okay here, let’s do It I know I missed it, okay sue oh this map Hey, that’s not really nice I mean you think with it’s not really nice at all like you’re gonna.

Just beat me out. That’s kind of rude Well, I mean when do I not do that? Stop being right god Tina Tina Tina calm down. I think I think you know what you need to do you need to just like breathe So nice brick, there’s a nice breathing exercises would do do you very good? Oh? Okay, I keep forgetting my name is the other so I’m like you’re young Unicorn man double kill gotcha Goldie Okay all right Sniped Oh, you’re miss not gonna be happy before you killing him Do it you want you know I understand you’re not very happy about that but uh Well for you Let’s go again, this is going great.

I like this game He said hey look we ran up one random person in Know I know I’m really good. I’ve won two games in a row. I don’t talk about that I mean, I knew I’m enjoying this quite a bit. This is fantastic for me guys. I don’t know Right Ryan What happened last time where you bragged about being so good at a game look look look that was different? Different time different circumstances, what a Nice, I know I’m not acting yeah, whatever okay? Whatever. Just don’t miss I Got thrown around okay There’s some random guy in here, and I don’t like him very much That was a right Iraqi where would I be at the center of the map like I always am? Danny Bye Tina hey hey don’t get mad at me just because you missed This going great guy there’s so much fun, amigo fun anymore I mean personally I’m a joint is quite a bit Yeah, whatever I I don’t know about you.

Call me, but this is a lot of fun Unicorn man in that one as well Go legally singing isn’t gonna make you any better at this game. I’ll be honest with you Though that singing is doing nothing to help you oh Hi Tina you flew through the sky For the last three sixty dos go I missed 360 no-scope again, I missed again 360 360 no that was more than 40 look didn’t work. It’s all three six you think doesn’t work, whatever Oh For all you guys what you did I coulda been fat goalie you got nine You still needed 16 more kills, okay? Whatever? Are you pointed come? I mean, I’m just I’m just saying like you Had a little bit to go there Just a little bit, I don’t like this map I actually really don’t but we have two random people in here okay here we go Okay, yeah, I think this thing he doesn’t help guys know. I’ve told you that it doesn’t help didn’t do anything No Goldie it you think it’s doing something for you.

I’ll be honest with you. It’s fine Let me get all in your mind. Let me have my cake. I’m not gonna let you have your dreams if they’re not real dreams Let your dreams be means dude Up Tina calm yourself to Elaine it’s okay I’m gonna go My bro Did you expect me not to shoot you Goldie even you were standing in the open And whose fault is that for being in yours yours. It’s your fault. It’s yours. Oh, not my fault your fuck Oh I did not like that one. Oh there. We go another one down oh I just got a few in that one come here Let’s keep going I’m gonna have this one in a minute here. Goldie. Got me. What well he never gets me You’re lying I am having fun. Is that so bad am I not allowed to have fun No I’m not allowed to have fun. Why this game is fantastic Right you don’t get it. You got two girls mad, and that’s how you know you messed up He’s right Yeah Well this map this map look look look.

I know random people in this map stinks I’ve never been go to this one in fact. This one is one of my least favorites, so we’ll be good this time, right You come out in the corner like a problem like oh, yeah look I already died. I didn’t even get a kill yet Okay, whatever, it’s true. I’m dead I did die See I died again. I still don’t have a kill See I still don’t have a kill this is my Okay now a five kills ah Got taken I was in a battle to the death with pup and a gut snag Who shot me I Didn’t shoot. You don’t go blaming me. I didn’t do it. Why does assume it’s you you know the first thing I do Yeah, but it wasn’t me Tina Tina. No angry’s no angry fan. Oh I’m Tina. I’m a my name’s Tina, and I’m upstairs I’m sorry. I don’t know what’s going on. I know you’re using your voice a lot today We did golini died Yeah, but you thought I did One more kill Goldie, and I’m gonna make it on you You won’t buy me I mean if you’re gonna hide.

I won’t find you That’s for sure, but I mean I think I already know where you are Well, I just died so I Think one more would do it, right Ryan yeah It’s it’s tiring and you’re keep winning, and it’s bad look. Do you know why I keep winning? No no no Tina Tina Tina Tina you just Tina you know what you do, I want you to just you need to breathe okay? There’s the rest this game just three I want to breathe in and out okay and well I will talk we get back to the daycare cuz right now. You cannot use your indoor voice Not you Goldie Tina D’Souza indoor voice Top then And whose fault is that? yours Yeah, I told you to breathe because not you know I didn’t tell you I told Tina debris Are you Tina when did you become Tina? Hi, I’m Tina.

No you’re not hello. You’re not Tina. You’ll never be T Okay, Patrick. No you’re not Patrick either No one’s patent Okay, like I’m Ryan nice to meet you. You know Hey nice to meet you, too Goldy you drive me nuts sometimes Goldy No, it wasn’t it was terrible it was god-awful in fact No, it was not good. I don’t know where what your definition of good joke is is not my definition of a good joke Your dad makes some very good jokes I agree, but you don’t hey No goalie you don’t you really don’t okay? Whatever bye? Well don’t miss Goldy God Okay there you go everyone’s at wrecking me today. Yeah, there’s some random in here is pretty good, and they’re gonna win so See the random one Why your frames about your frames can’t handle the fireworks, okay, well we’re gonna end this in one more game This is it this game for all the money Tina’s still breathing a little bit, so she’s gonna need some What Golding my lucky nickel? No you don’t get a lucky nickel Goldie.

That’s not how this works I don’t no one wants your lucky nickel. No one likes your lucky nickels No unicorn you can’t have it either, okay? Yeah, that’s right He’s gonna be in my pocket he’s a cool nickel sure keep your nickel and we name it Philip. I don’t care What you do okay? Whatever? Don’t you owe me I’m gonna No, no no no What I do I mean Billy if you’re just gonna stand scale it becomes easy to shoot. I don’t I don’t play Minecraft at all I’ve never played this game in my life not once and they can tell by the way I played it.

I’ve never played Never tonigh never played this never once in my life. Uh-huh nope never never heard of it. What is this game? I’ve never heard of this game before Mm-hmm never it’s it must be what is it called a Quackers cracker craft? Yes, I’m like that. Yeah a quacker craft. I think that’s what it was Okay gonna commit man Gotta go okay, you’re four points away, right? What no. I don’t know ever played it for me I’ve never again trust me when I did I’ve never played this before in my life never never played no I never played quakecraft in my life. Yeah, okay, bro Hey, anyway, let’s just go through the big purple portal in the back of this Lobby And that’s how we’re gonna get out of here here we go in three Okay now give me the bread oh No That’s my Goldie hey, do you want something to cut open Tina hey there you oh God go discourse fighting it. Oh Goldie killed it I’m not soggy Combat universe You go D. Go D. Go D. Go D go to Tina Oh you beat me to it Anyway, I’m heading out Tina.

Okay. Well uh anyway. I’ll see you all later. Bye And that was another day Oh .

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