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Right Jesse? Yeah, so Jesse’s my girlfriend for the day, and we’re gonna see how Tina reacts. Let’s go. Hey Unicorn, why’s there a glass wall here? >> Ahhbabablah abblah >> Hold on. Why is the glass wall here? >> Ah, to keep out flies? >> Well, I’m not a fly. Jesse’s here and I’m here. >> Okay, come on in Jesse. Who’s Jesse? >> My girlfriend. >> Whoaaat? >> Yeah. Come on in Jesse. I’ll introduce you to everybody. >> What what I thought >> Nope. Hey everybody! >> Derek I told you, you can’t keep trying to put the dirt up your nose. It’s gonna get stuck. >> Everybody, I’d like to introduce everyone to someone special. This is Jesse.
>> Are they cousins? >> Yeah, they are cousin. >> This is Jesse. She’s my new girlfriend. >> Whaaat? >> Yeah, I got a girlfriend. Her name’s Jesse. >> That was my same exact reaction. >> I’ll give you >> Tina, no. Tina, sit down. >> to end it. >> Tina! >> Whaat?! >> Sit. >> No! >> Yes. No! No, Ti, she, me and Jesse met in the park, at the park yesterday and, and she misses, we just, we just clicked immediately. So sor.. >> Yesterday? >> And Tina we we’re..
>> Do you know how many years of history we have? >> But we’ve never dated, we’re not dating. >> We are and she needs to butt out! >> Actually no, she’s gonna be hanging out with us for the day. Yeah, I am an amazing boyfriend. Thank you Jesse. And you know what? I’d say, we’re gonna have a great day with Jesse included. Yey! >> I would kill her. >> Yey! >> You can’t. You can’t kill her. >> I’m gonna kill her. >> No, you can’t kill her. >> Jessseee! >> Nope. Okay, thank you. >> Yeah? >> Ryan, ryan ryan. >> Can I do the bro test? >> Yeah, go ahead. >> What do you like about him? >> A Bro test? >> A bro test, that makes, that makes everything. Okay. Good. Okay, you gotta make sure to, the girl, the girls good for you, bro. I’m watching up for you. >> Okay. We’ll yeah did she passed? Did she passed? >> Did everything, Okay, okay. Um, Do you think he’s cool? >> Of course she thinks I’m cool, >> Nooo mmmmm. >> Is he cool? Okay, okay. Last question, do you play video games? That’s the real question. >> Yeah, it’s true.
Everyone’s got anything on yeah, >> You play any, any video games? Any, come on. Hey yes, sometimes. >> Go awayyyyyy! >> Okay, Tina calm down. Hey, Unicorn, Goldy, Jesse and I’ll guess I’ll invite Tina. Let’s go play. Let’s go play some some games together. Yey! >> Hey let’s get to the portal, you lucky! >> Hooray for Jesse. >> Here we go, in three, two, one, go! Okay look, we’re all having fun. Right Jesse? >> Grrrrr. >> Yay. Okay games cycle now, random now, in order now, choose yes. First, to five wins. Okay, there we go. Perfect. Oh I get to pick first two. You know, I’m gonna play some nice games with Jesse and friends. Let’s do space shots. >> Jesse, >> Jesse you should aim for Tina. >> Whaaat?! >> Use you. >> Get now. What? >> Huh you got eliminated right after and that’s not my intention apparently cause you’re just standing there. >> I compete but the game is being stupid. >> Oh you jump to dodge hooaa hooaa. >> Huh, about 360, are you ready? >> I don’t care, I’ll get Jesse in half. >> Yey! >> I’ll have my own, >> Okay, there we go.
Nice! Jesse, look at that. Tina may have gotten you but I want it for you. >> What?! No, you didn’t. >> I did though, I wanted for Jesse. >> I did really good to Jesse. >> And look you can’t do anything about it. You’re down in that cage down there. >> Oh really? >> Uhuh. >> What what whoa, whoa >> Just you wait. >> Just you wait, Just you wait. >> Oh minefield. She picked one that she knows she’s good at. >> Well, I’m really good at this. >> I didn’t know you’re good at it. >> Tina’s all right. >> I’m good at it, right. Oh I messed it up. Tina won. Oh then, she died. >> Uh! >> Unicorn, this time. >> My first victory. >> Yey, unicorn. yey! Woooo! >> Good job unicorn man. >> I’ve never won minecraft before. >> Yey, I did it. >> Good job Unicorn Mann. >> Come on everybody. Isn’t he awesome? He’s so good at it.
Oh, Tina doesn’t like you very much. Come on Tina, can you guys just be friends? >> No! >> This one. >> Oh Mini SkyWars. >> Tiny SkyWar. >> Oh, tiny skyhorse. It’s the sky– The in the sky. >> Oh, I jumped off. >> Hahaha. I saw that. >> I didn’t see you loaded and I jumped right off >> Goldy, you need to pay attention more. >> I’m just goofing around. >> Hey, take her out Ryan. Take her out. >> No-no-no-no. >> Yes good. >> What don’t Jesee, don’t have fun. >> Yeah, Jesse get her. >> Ryan! Waaaaaaaaah! >> Yeah, nice one Jesse. Good job Jesse. You’re really good at this. >> Ggrrrr. >> Jesse’s good at this. What can I say? >> Da-uh. >> Unstoppable. >> But, your choosing her wo-woworroweri. What have I done? I’m hurt already. >> Oh Ryan I like your girlfriend though. >> Oh I only got one arrow so how’s that. Get wrecked. Oh I missed. >> Oh, no, Ryan. >> Good job Unicorn mann. >> He took out your woman. >> I know. I’ll avenge you Jesse. >> Wait no. There’s an invisible wall here anyway, you can’t push me.
Hahaha. >> Oh, really? >> Oh, man. Everyone’s so good to. >> Oh I try, try to pierce my fort Ryan. >> I’ll do, I’ll do my best. Don’t worry. Okay, here we go. I just gotta get this. Let me just change this thing really quick. >> Waaaah. >> Uh! Uh! >> Unicorn mann, you need a bow. >> Are you trying to throw your arrows at me by hand? >> Yes. Well the chest don’t refill. Yeah you better run, you better run. Oh you don’t refill? Uh, really? >> Huh! >> Good now you’re stuck there. >> But he’s getting away. >> You better run unicorn cause here I come. I am so.. It’s poisoning us. Oh God. >> Nooo! >> Yes, I killed him. I have won, Jesse for you. >> Aaaahhh! >> Poison uh. Poisanos. >> Poinasnos. >> Hey poison. >> We should pick Ryan.
Pick whatever you want. >> This is such a mario’s. >> Good choice, Jessie. >> I don’t like when Tina picks this one, but you can pick it anytime you want. What? >> Are you ready to rumble? >> Are you ready? >> to rumble. >> Please not green. >> There’s a colorblind. >> Oh my God, I actually picked green. >> That’s okay. >> Wrong green, wrong green. I won. I was the ony one with the right green. Hahaha. Yes. Oh, that was funny. Everyone died, but me cause I was just left. >> I looks like the correct green. >> No, it’s too dark. I knew that so I– >> faces the other green. Oh man, it’s three already. You guys are getting wre-wre-wrecked. But you’re doing great Jesse. >> I’m doing good too. I gotta win. >> Waaaaahhhh! Tina, watch this. >> I’m a dominator when it comes to this one. >> Yeah, this is TNT drop or whatever it’s called. >> I’m really good at avoiding. Running away is my specialty.
>> Ooh! >> Goldy’s shut by like ten of them. Okay, we’re good. We’re good. Tina’s in trouble. >> Oh Jesse didn’t even take damage but Tina did, >> Go this way. >> Good. Yeah. There we go. >> Nope, I’m dead. >> It’s all over there. Oh they both took damage there. You okay Jesse? Opps, this way. >> What about me? >> Oh, Ryan no. >> Ryan no, what? >> Oh I thought you’re about to die. >> No, Tina’s about to die or she probably get out of there. >> Aaah. >> Tina took some damage. >> Uhhh. >> Uhhh. >> I’m dead, I’m dead. >> I’m taking all damage here.
Oh no, . >> Oh, there’s go Tina. >> Uh-oh. >> Oh, Jesse. Oh, Jesse, you’re live. Yay. Jesse, run! Yeah, you made it. >> Run guys run. >> Oh Jesse, you’re actually still alive, huh? That’s impressive. Oh, you’re in trouble now. >> Oh oh. >> Oh oh that hurt me a lot. Oh, that was a spicy meatball. No, Jesse. >> That’s a one spicy meatyball. >> Oh no. Not dead apparently. >> Oh, no. >> Oh Goldy’s dead. >> I got full damage. Yeah, you got so high in the air. Yeah, oh no. >> No. >> Yes. I’m winning them all for Jesse. >> Grrrrraaaaa. >> Hahaha. And I pick the next one too. How funny would it be if just like Tina just doesn’t want a single one, but we can get. I’m just here to try and help you win. >> I’ll try to survive. >> I wanna win. I wanna win.
>> I’ll get Jesse to atleast win. Jesse run run run. Jesse run, I’ll save you. >> Unicorn mann, dont let him get away. >> Jesse run, go go, just run. Jesse don’t go near him. >> Uh oh. >> Oh god I failed. Get him Jesse. >> No Unicorn, destroy her. >> Get him Jesse, get him. Unicorn, can you jump off to Jesse and let her win? >> Do this for Jesse. >> No! >> Well, Ryan if you say pretty please. >> Pretty please with a cherry on top.
>> Unicorn mann, no! >> With a cherry on top? >> Without a sugar. >> Waaaaah! >> Hahaha. Jesse, yes, you gotta win. Now I just gotta win some Tetris . Are you happy, Tina? I won with the power of love. You won with the power of love? Uh, that’s so cute. >> Uuh, actually you won with the power of me. All right Ryan, here you go. Fish slap. Ah, yes the game we finally put the nail in the coffin. >> I’m a little sloppy Boy, watch out. >> You are a sloppy boy. >> Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap.
>> Uhuh, >> Uh >> Hey hey, uh. >> Oh, oh, oh, noooo! No! >> Get lost! >> Tina, no Tina kill it away, kill it away. No, nooo! >> Yes! >> No, >> Uh. >> And I won with the power of my love. It’s been . >> Yeah sure you did. >> Come on Unicorn, choose something fun. >> If you loved me, you would have just died for me. >> No, I wouldn’t have cause your singling me out. >> Well, I want to see Tina and Jessica go at it. >> I know you would. >> I wanna see them go at it. >> No one touch us or I’ll kill you. >> Me and Tina, or you and Jesse? >> Me and Jesse? >>Okay you do anything. We’ll just stand on the side. Come on, Jess, you got this. The axe break shield Jesse, the axe break shields. Don’t forget. >> Do-don’t don’t don’t. >> Go Jesse go. >> Yeah! >> We’ll get Tina, get Tina. Get Tina! >> Whaaat? Go away! We got her.
>> Oh guys, can I get away please? Everyone got one. >> Oh. Come at me. Noo! >> Come on Goldy. Let’s do it. >> Came from behind didn’t you Goldy? >> No. >> No, I hit you. >> Stop jumping. >> Ops, she killed me. I have I heart I should’ve killed you too. >> Parapap. >> This is quite the match. >> This is quite fun. Tina’s loving it, I can tell. >> Whhaaat!! >> Space shot goldy, space shot. Yeah! >> Space shot? We already played it. >> Wohoo. >> Let’s play some space shot. >> Why, he asked me. That’s so cute. >> Your not! >> Papapop. >> Oh, I’m out of here, skadoodle. Aaw! >> Goldy’s dead. Oh, they’re still fighting over there. Don’t go near here Unicorn mann, it’s between me and Jesse. >> I didn’t do anything.
>> You shut it. >> Aah. Ryan. >> I know. >> I can’t believe that. >> I missed. Hold on. Hold on. Jesse, I’ll save you. >> Will Ryan save his woman? >> Yes I will. >> Waaaaah! >> Jesse do the honors, take me out. >> You got to figure stuff out. >> If you really love him you won’t. >> No the arrows fly straight Jesse, you can’t kill yourself. >> Do it for the team. >> If you really love him, you won’t. >> Yehey! >> You’re a liar. Your a liar, liar, liar. >> Jesse you have two wins Jesse. Well, you’re so good. >> All right, Ryan which one do you want bud? >> You know, I’m feeling Minefield.
>> Minefield? Okay, let me look for it. Oh almost up there. >> Can we go for a twofer? >> I know Unicorn, I really want Tina to get crushed in minefield. >> Minefield! >> Okay, let’s do it. >> Time for Minefield. >> I’m ready. >> Time to put the hammer in the head. >> What? >> The hammer to the nail. >> D-du-ru-do >> I win. No, , it’s so close. >> I was there too. >> We we’re all there. Unicorn won though. >> I told you, I was going for a twofer. >> Yeah, you were. Hahaha. >> That’s what I said. >> This is great, isn’t it Jesse? >> Ryan, Jesse, kissing in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. >> Swim up. Tina can’t lose swim up, can’t she? >> Uh, probably. >> This one you just right click the blue thing. >> No! >> It’s not working for me guys. >> Really? I don’t know why. >> Well it sucks for you Goldy. >> I win! And that’s the game. That’s how we do it folks. I have won again. Okay everyone, let’s all jump into the wall and go home. Jesse, I’ll see you in the portal. >> I’m pretty happy. I’ve never won in minefield. >> In three, two, one— >> I wanna to it again. Go! >> Wasn’t it fun Tina? >> No, out of my way! >> Hey, Tina, you want to know something? >> No! >> No, no, Tina, let me tell you something.
Tina, Jesse wasn’t really my girlfriend. >> What? I like her. >> I found her on the street this morning and paid her five dollars to do that. >> Whaat? >> Ryan?! >> He just ask some bystander. >> We are going to my house and you have a lot of making up to do. >> No, I don’t. Bbyyee! >> Get back here! And that was another day at Daycare! .
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