BABY’S FIRST DAY AT DAYCARE! [#19 – SEASON 10]

♪ Everyone falls in love sometimes ♪ I don’t know about you, but it ain’t a crime ♪ If ya let me love you, love you, love you ♪ For long time, baby ♪ If ya let me touch ya ♪ And if ya let me love ya to morn, now, now ♪ If you let me love you – Good morning Huntys and Huncles, today is Zane’s first day of day care. Zane, are you ready? Mommy’s not ready. Y’all, Zane’s sleeping right now, I’ve been sitting in my car for about 20 minutes contemplating, like if I should… send him. I just feel like, too attached, you know. Like oh my gosh. A few weeks ago, Adam was like, Zane needs to go to day care, he needs to be around other kids and he’s right. You know, a lot of the reason why Samia is so advanced is because we enrolled her in day care early and she’s a social butterfly. You know, she speaks well, she’s super smart, she’s intelligent. You know, she is still learning how to share her toys, but all around Samia’s a good kid, you know.

And I want Zane to be similar, just not so… Extroverted (laughs) Not so extroverted, because we all know that Samia is crazy! Like her mom. I want Zane to be a timid version of his sister. Okay, I cannot have two Samias. Samia’s like 25 kids in one. That’s my baby girl though. But anyways, Zane will be in day care once a week. Half day. Oh my gosh, I can’t believe this. Y’all know Stacey and Triola, so Stacey and Triola, they still run their daycare and so the daycare that Samia first went too when she was about four months I think. Four, five months I believe. I will sending Zane there. So anyways let’s go. Oh my gosh. I feel like crying. Oh my gosh, alright Let’s go send, let’s go take Zane to daycare. Look at me getting all emotional (laughs) I’m such an emotional being.

Anyways let’s go. Okay y’all we’re at daycare! Zane! Hey Tri! Hey Stacey. Hey kids. Oh my gosh, it’s Zane’s first day. He was crying earlier, oh my gosh. – Yeah, he threw himself back. – He threw himself back y’all, oh my gosh. But he’s used to it, I think he’s getting used to it. Oh my gosh, I should enroll myself in daycare. I’m a good babysitter. (laughs) I need some manner, oh god. Zane are you having fun? Oh my gosh, remember Samia’s first day? – Yeah, she was good.

– She was good? – She was good yeah. – Was she really good? I thought she was throwing tantrums and crazy y’all. – No she was good. – I wonder how Zane’s gonna be, what do you think? What do you predict? – Bad. (laughs) – No! Zane’s the good boy. – He’s quiet now, but later on he’ll probably have rage. – He likes the truck. Do you like the blocks? Teach him his colors. What color is this? Green. Good job. Green. – New friends. – New friends, did you see your friend? Did you see your friend? He pulled this little girls pacifier out of her mouth. – Like he sucks a pacifier. – Oh my god, I know. Like he even wants a pacifier. He hates pacifi, he sucks his thumb. His peter pointer and his thumb. – Well, that’s gotta stop. – Zane, you like this little curlhawk? – Yes. – Lets put a Donald Trump here. – Oh my god. The Donald Trump, the Donald. He is Prez, so he might as well accept it, good lord. Take care of my son okays. He’s my only son. Mommy loves you.

– He’s not paying attention. – Gimme a kiss. – Say I like daycare. – Gimme a kiss. Oh okay. Bye Zane. Okay, so lets see if I leave he’s gonna cry? – Bye. – Bye Zane – Say bye. – Bye Zane. Zane! Mommy’s leaving. Bye. Zane. Bye Zane. Bye. Is he smiling? Are you happy that mommy’s leaving you? Oh. Did you say come back? Okay. I’m coming back, I’m coming back, I’m coming back. – No don’t. Go, go (laughs) you gotta go. – Bye guys. Wait, I think he said he wants to go home. – What you still doing here? (laughter) – I think I heard him say come back mommy, I want to go home. – She’s hiding out (laughs) – Zane, I heard you. You see, you said it didn’t you. – Just go home now. – I love you Zane. Y’all good? (laughter) – Home time. – Home time. – Zane you good? Wait hold on, did he just say home time to me? Okay, I’m out, I’m out, I’m out.

Okay bye guys. – Okay. – I’ll miss you. – Okay bye, bye. You’re still here (laughs). – What is going on everyone? Just kicking it in the office. This blackbird just came in the – No I am J-Lo okay, don’t get it twisted. Jenny from the Block. ♪ I’m just, I’m just Jenny from the Block. ♪ I used to have a little but I have a lot, ♪ Da na na na na ♪ Know where I came from The Bronx! – I remember that song. (laughter) – Yeah so.

– It’s not December yet, you’ve got the jacket on. – Yes, my fur boots. It’s cold outside, I’m freezing so have to bundle up. I gotta go y’all, I gotta go. Can you please direct it back to you? They haven’t seen you all day. You’ve been on his computer all day. – Working. Work life. – Work life. – So what’s good, are we doing vlogness? Or whatever they call it? – You want to do vlogness? Everyday vlogs. Everyday vlogs. All y’all down for that? Everyday vlogs? – We could do it. – Or shall we just start right now? That’d be dope. Let’s just do it now. – Are you daring me to start? – Let’s just do it, right now. – Right now? Everyday? – Every single day. – Right now, like this, like right now. – Right now, start today. – Seven days? – Today is Monday, Monday to Sunday. – Mid-November, so start from right now. – Right. Then we’ll go all the way through, all the way through. – Right through, let’s go. – Everyday vlogs! Are y’all ready for the Ali’s take over. – Everyday, let’s go. Say no more. See you guys tomorrow.

– Kyle are you ready? – See you guys tomorrow. – Zico are you ready, everday vlogs. – Why was I not informed about this? – I got shit to do. – More editing! – I got places to be. – I’ll see you guys tomorrow. – We’ll see you tomorrow. – I guess so. – We’ll see you tomorrow, bright and early. Okay y’all so we’re at the mall and with Mariah (laughs) Say what’s up Mariah. – What’s up? We’re gonna do bad babies. – Yes! So we’re gonna record a video in the mall, the bad baby video, so she’s gonna act like a bad baby.

– I’m gonna be like – What are you gonna do? – I’m gonna be like “I want my toy” and when my mom calls me I’m gonna say “no”. – (Laughs) Isn’t she so good. You’re such an actress, you’re gonna make it big one day. – You better not do that in real life. – You better not do that in real life, hey Mariah. – Or you gonna get it. – She gonna get it.

Hey Norah. – Hey. – Looking all sexy and stuff. – Yeah I know. – Mature and all that. – Look what I have. – What is that? Phew, we both getting too old for this. – My daughters turning seven like next month. – Can you believe? – Yeah I don’t even know what to do for her birthday. – Seven. Don’t worry we’ll do something real fun. Costume party, you know I love costume parties. Mariah! Who do you want to be? What Disney Princess do you want to be for your channel? – (mumbles) – Jasmine? – No. – You look like Jasmine. – Jasmine? – What about new character Mona? That new movie? – Mona, is this it? – Want to go Pocahontas? – Pocahontas? – It’s so cute.

– Oh gosh, anyways since Samia, I was gonna say Samia, since Mariah such a character we’re going to have her playing different characters on her channel, it’s gonna be so funny! – I don’t know who to be. – I think she’s overwhelmed right now. You don’t know who to be? Okay who should she be? Okay, Jasmines one? – No Ariel. – Ariel’s another one.

♪ Like me, like me, like me, like me. – How was your day acting like a bad baby? – Mommy breaking a promise with me. – Hold on wait, you’re out of character right now. – Why? – Act like Mariah. Did you forget? Oh my god. – Act like yourself. – Mariah be you. Did you have fun? Today? – Yeah. – What was your favorite part of the day? – Bad baby. – Bad baby, and acting like a bad baby? People were staring at us the entire time and they’re still staring at us. Because they see a grown six year old in a onesie, with a pacifier in her mouth and lipstick all over her face.

These two ladies they approached us and they were like “Oh my gosh is that blood on her face? “Is that blood?” – No, no, no they were tripping. – They were tripping so hard, Mariah’s still in character though. We’re going home, that’s where we’re going. Oh this way. – Go upstairs. – Okay Mariah, out of character remember. Oh gosh, what did we introduce to this child? Look at her. (laughs) Oh my god. Wah I’m a bad baby, wah wah wah. Buy me a blankie, I want a new blankie mommy. I’m good at it. – Not me. – Mommy, Mommy, na na na I feel like an idiot acting like that, I could never – Are we going upstairs? – Okay, lets go, lets go. Go upstairs bad baby. (laughs) – Don’t touch it Mar, it’s dirty.

– Okay, no, no, no, no. Mariah snap out of it. – She’s not listening. – Oh my god! How was your day today at daycare? – So Zane is a fighter. – Oh my god. – He has a lot of passion inside of him. – Yeah? – That he likes to fight, so he – He was fighting kids? – He was fighting, – Who? – He was fighting the other little girl that – The other – That’s a month older than him. – You beat up a girl? Zane that’s bad. I’ll beat you up huh? I’ll beat you up huh? Don’t play with mommy. No hitting girls. – He was, she, there was a toy separating them and because he couldn’t get over to the other side he started attacking the toy and started biting on the toy, and every time he looked at her he would bite on the toy. – Oh my gosh. – Yes we’re talking about you. – And what else did he do to the little girl? – Pulling her hair, he took her pacifier.

– Zane that’s not nice. – Every time he saw her – You’re not nice, you’re rude. (laughs) Every time he saw her what? – Every time he saw her, it was just, he wanted to attack her. – Zane that’s – Even when she was across the room. – Zane you have to nice. Take your finger out your mouth. You have to be a nice boy. Nice boy. You hear me? Not, don’t be mean to girls.

Don’t be mean. Anyways on a scale from one to ten how did he do? – Other than that he was fine. It’s just that we were trying to keep him away from the other baby. – Wow. He’s not used to it, you see he’s not used to other kids. – No he’s not. – I guess Adam was right. He needs to be around other kids. – Yeah he does. Only the girl he was attacking. The boy no. – Wow. (dance music) Alright so we’re in Zane’s room. Zane’s crying, he just bumped his head.

You bump your head every hour. Da re da da. Pa por le da pa pa. (laughs) Okay, so Samia she has a boo boo. Hold on I thought your boo boo was on your knee. How did the band aid move down? What happened Samia? – Boo boo. – You have a boo boo. – I need help. – Pardon. – I need help. – You need help to put your band aid back on? – Yep. – So Latisha’s here. Hey girl, hey sexy girl, hey girl woo woo.

– You’re no longer allowed to call me sexy. – Why? Who said? – You’re just not allowed. You’re banned. – According to – According to me. Thanks. – Sexy girl, sexy girl. Anyway girl, thank you so much for the flowers. Latisha got me, bought me these beautiful flowers. Like I’ve never seen flowers like this. Baby blue, purple, there’s some feathers up in there. Y’know, is this from an ostrich? Where does these? Erm, um what is it called? An ostrich? – A peacock? – A peacock (laughs) – Girl know your birds.

– Oh my gosh, some peacock feathers out there. Hi Zachary, are you hiding? – Why are you hiding? You gonna say hi? – No. – Why? That’s his favorite word you guys. He is in the no stage in life. Everything is no, no, no, no, no. This is Latisha’s – My nephew. – Cute nephew, he’s so adorable and he’s two. He’s two months younger than Samia, firstly and he’s so much taller than her. Why are you so tall huh? (mumbles) You don’t know you’re just tall right? – Yeah (mumbles) – Okay so you’re gonna be a basketball player huh? – Right. – Right, right. Look at you with your hand on your hips. You’re so cute. Can Auntie have a hug? I’m your new Auntie now. Look at him, he’s so ador, I love this kid, I really do, he’s so cute. – Look at him. You just want to see yourself with your face right up? – Right? Look at him. (laughs) He’s always smiling you guys, he’s so sweet. Samia has a boo boo. What happened baby? – I need help. – You need help? What do you need help for? Why do you need help? (mumbles) – Because Zane’s what? (laughs) (mumbles) – Zane’s hats.

– Yes, Zane’s hats. (laughs) That’s Zane’s hats. (laughs) Anyways Zachary go stand up beside Samia. Look at how tall he is compared to Samia. – Say hi Samia. – Zachary! – You’re too big for that. – Look at him, let him be a kid okay. Zane. Zane. Zane. Zane. Hi, what are you doing macho man? ♪ Macho, macho man. ♪ I want to be a macho man. ♪ Macho, macho man. ♪ I want to be a macho. – Zachary come here, come stand up next to Samia. – No, I have things to do. – He’s like no I have better things to do. – No I don’t think so (laughs) – No I don’t think so, is that what he said? Oh my gosh. Come here. What? Look at (laughs) – What you running away for Samia? – Anyway sexy, thank you so much for the flowers.

You’re so sweet. – I’m over you as usual, but you’re welcome for the flowers girl, you doing it, you doing it, for the book you know. I got that. – Thank you so much. – Sky’s the limit. – They’re beautiful flowers, I can’t wait to put them in a pot of water, is it a pot or is it a… – A vase. – Vase! – Vaise or varse, – Vaise, varse. – Vaise, varse. – Vaise Varse – Alright thank you Latisha. – You’re welcome. (keys jangling) Samia, what kind of car do you have? (crying) Go get it.

Zane go get it, go get it, go get it. She doesn’t even want it. Because I had it, she wanted it. Lord. Zachary where’s your sock? – I don’t know how. – You don’t know how? You don’t know where it went? Where did it go? – Auntie? – Yes baby. – I (mumbles) – Where is his sock? Help him! – No I (mumbles) – Can we help Zachary find his sock? – Samia took off her socks. Oh there it is. There it is. Samia found your sock! – Say thank you Samia. – Thank you auntie. – Thank you auntie (laughs) Thank you auntie. Samia, help Zachary. Samia, help Zachary put his sock Samia, help Zachary put his sock on. Put Zachary’s sock on for him please. – Sock on. – Sock on. Help him. Help him. – Sock on! – Get his foot and put on his sock baby girl. Samia. (laughs) Samia, go get Zachary’s foot and put on his sock. – Zach, Zachary I don’t think you should climb that. Samia’s gonna help you put on your sock.

– Oh gosh, oh gosh, o la, oh gosh, o la. Zachary! Oh my god you are so heavy. Okay. Okay so Samia, puts Zachary’s sock on for us please. ♪ Du du du du du du Tap what? – (mumbles) – You don’t know. Try again. You don’t know what? – (mumbles) sock. – Okay, try, try to put it on. – Zane what are they doing? – Put it on like this and then pull it up. Pull it up. Oh good job Samia. – It’s too hard. – It’s too hard? – Yeah. – Okay try again. – I need help. – You need help? Okay let mommy help you. – Where’s daddy? – Where’s daddy? So mommy isn’t capable of putting on a sock? Yay! Wooh! – They’re all looking at you crazy. – Good job. Good job Zachary (laughs) Good job Zane, huh! Baby fight, baby fight oh my gosh they’re fighting! Samia she took down Zachary. Zachary are you gonna take down Samia? Zachary’s hiding behind the pillar. Oh my gosh he’s crawling underneath the toys to get away from Samia because she’s a big bad bully! Woah my god! And Zane’s over there eating a phone, oh my gosh.

Thank you Zane, thank you Zane. Hold up, hold up you took my phone away? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I’m gonna take it back from you. See ya mister thug life. – You gonna talk on the phone? Peace out. We’re just talking cat. (mumbles) You calling your uber? (mumbles) Alright peace out homie. ♪ Don’t ya, don’t ya think I got it ♪ You can love me, you can trust ♪ I’ve got you and I’ve got us ♪ All for you, all for you, all for you, do it all for you ♪ All for you, all for you, all for you, do it all for you ♪ All for you, all for you, all for you, do it all for you ♪ You can love me, you can trust. ♪ I’ve got you and I’ve got us. .

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