TOBUSCUS! Look at little Tim Tim 🙁 Tryin’ to write a viral song. He looks a little lost. Guess I could help him along. Whatcha got, Tim Tim?(Tim Tim:AH!) Aaahh! My door! Never mind that, Tim, I’ve come to help, you won’t regret it! Just follow the recipe, And gather the ingredients. Pick a topic people Talk about on social media Don’t violate the terms of service, Or your vid will be deleted Also, make a catchy chorus. Something that can be repeated: CATS, CATS, Laughing Babies, People Falling, hot hot ladies Sleepy Puppies, Dancing Babies, Kittens, Monkeys, more hot ladies Put a lot of words in one verse. Careful to enunciate it. Sing multiple layers, It helps if you animate it. What do you mean, “Animate it”? Why, what do you mean, “What do I mean?” You said animate it, what do you mean by that? No, No, No. I don’t think I said that at all. Yeah, I think you definitely said that. No, I think I’d remember if I said that, for sure, definitely.
Well what’d you say? Well I think it was probably something along the lines of, uh… CATS, CATS, Laughing Babies, People Falling, Hot Hot Ladies Sleepy Puppies, Dancing Babies, Kittens, Monkeys, More Hot Ladies Put a lot of words in one verse *slurred* Careful to enunciate it. Say something educational So parents let their kids play it. Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (What?) D-D-D Did you know that cashews come from a fruit (How?) Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru fruit! (What?!) D-D-D Did you know that? (No…) Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (What?) D-D-D Did you know that cashews come from a fruit (How?) Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, fr-fru-fru fruit! D-D-D Did you know that? (I-I said no, I said no…no….) It’s ok, Tim, nobody blames you.
Most people don’t know the truth about the cashew. But now you know so next time you go to the playground, have everybody gather around, Tell em what your good friend Tobuscus has thought you, TELL EM! Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (That’s right) D-D-D Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru fruit! D-D-D Did you know that? Noooooo! SING IT! Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit! AGAIN! Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit! LOUDER! CASHEWS, CHAHEWS! Come from a fruit! D-D-D-Did you know that? NO! Ok now, get this stuff out of my parent’s house! No, Tim, you’re the one that asked for my help. I didn’t ask you for…(Shhh, you don’t have to thank me, Tim Tim.) Alright, I’m gonna get out of here, I’m gonna upload this to iTunes. But I thought this was MY viral song! You thought this was gonna be… Noooo, it’s not gonna be viral; It’s a terrible song, I’m telling you to do it yourself, And that’s why I charged you 500 dollars.
We didn’t agree on 500 dollars! Aahhh, your voice is so annoying man, its so annoying. .
As found on Youtube